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Jokes so bad, they're good

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maybe bad means good in this context? :idea2:

 

 

No I meant bad as in terrible! haha That duck joke was awful, even by my standards!

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And how would you know who he is??:rolleyes:

Is this some stupid joke about the name or are you referring to the fact that it's not shown here in Germany?

Is this some stupid joke about the name or are you referring to the fact that it's not shown here in Germany?

 

Both.............................. :rolleyes:

Who are you taking me for?

 

I'm not British...but I've heard of Doctor Who :wink:

 

How?

Both.............................. :rolleyes:

 

Riiiiight.

 

Either way..Not Funny. :P

Riiiiight.

 

Either way..Not Funny. :P

 

But how can you be familiar with Doctor Who?

Ah.

I'm not stupid, you know?

 

There are such things as visiting countries, surfing the net, communicating with ppl...O.o

Ah.

I'm not stupid, you know?

 

There are such things as visiting countries, surfing the net, communicating with ppl...O.o

 

OK - then explain where you came across it.

OK - then explain where you came across it.

 

:rolleyes:

Why are you so eager in finding the "leak". You're acting weird.

 

:confused:

 

 

I know.

Shoot me :P

A friend of mine from Mexico is a fan so I checked it out. Later I discovered there is a huge fanbase in Germany. There is this really big Fan Club that got a zine andall. And, well, they all rely on the internet (as I do, there are great sharing communities and youtube) or on the DVDs which are way too expensive, though.

:rolleyes:

Why are you so eager in finding the "leak". You're acting weird.

 

:confused:

 

 

I know.

Shoot me :P

 

Because it's very unlikely it's very well-known outside the UK, that's why.:rolleyes:

Because it's very unlikely it's very well-known outside the UK' date=' that's why.:rolleyes:[/quote']

 

Okay.

Whatever.

 

 

So, considering that fact, I don't know who's Doctor Who...

The flow of the informations is a peculiar thing, you know...

Okay.

Whatever.

 

 

So, considering that fact, I don't know who's Doctor Who...

The flow of the informations is a peculiar thing, you know...

 

Thought so!!:rolleyes:

Thought so!!:rolleyes:

 

Trying to be funny or is that just you?

:thinking:

 

:rolleyes:

A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.

 

Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.

 

The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb." The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.

 

The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself"

 

Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"

_______________________________________________________

 

After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office.

 

"Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck."

 

"Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry."

 

 

Ya, terrible I KNOW!!

Because it's very unlikely it's very well-known outside the UK' date=' that's why.:rolleyes:[/quote']

Well the people around me know it as well. Some through me and others just because. They've been to England or Australia or just something else.

Well the people around me know it as well. Some through me and others just because. They've been to England or Australia or just something else.

 

Maybe - but how do you know about it??:rolleyes:

A friend of mine from Mexico is a fan so I checked it out. Later I discovered there is a huge fanbase in Germany. There is this really big Fan Club that got a zine andall. And' date=' well, they all rely on the internet (as I do, there are great sharing communities and youtube) or on the DVDs which are way too expensive, though.[/quote']

 

Well that doesn't surprise me, because as everyone knows, German TV sucks!!:P

Dutch TV is worse. I mean seriously I actually watched "Farmer Wants A Wife" and MTV and thought it was the most interesting thing on there, because it was at least entertaining. But that show actually was created in Britian.

Which makes me think, I always thought there could be nothing worse than the original Pimp my ride and then the German Pimp My Bike until I saw the English edition, bloody hell what an idiot ...

 

So, in the end, all I wanted to say was: Yes, German Tv sucks. Now that they took ALL interesting music shows off there's no reason to watch it at all.

A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.

 

Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.

 

The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb." The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.

 

The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself"

 

Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"

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HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I'll try to tell this in Portuguese to my friends tonight!!!!!!!

Dutch TV is worse. I mean seriously I actually watched "Farmer Wants A Wife" and MTV and thought it was the most interesting thing on there, because it was at least entertaining. But that show actually was created in Britian.

Which makes me think, I always thought there could be nothing worse than the original Pimp my ride and then the German Pimp My Bike until I saw the English edition, bloody hell what an idiot ...

 

So, in the end, all I wanted to say was: Yes, German Tv sucks. Now that they took ALL interesting music shows off there's no reason to watch it at all.

 

And they still make you pay for it (GEZ)............................ :rolleyes:

Yeah, well, how do you know? I know lots of people who don't pay though. When I was 10 I got a letter where they asked me to pay it, haha, idiotic government.

I never understood the "A man walks into a bar" ones... do they just not have an ending and that's why they're meant to be funny?

 

Knock knock

Who's there?

Lettuce

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in and you'll find out!

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