A few months ago, I upgraded from DrinkingMates 4.2 to Girlfriend 1.0 which I had been told for years wouldn't give me any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try to run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

 

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.

 

Successive versions of Girlfriend 1.0 (i.e. 1.001 thru 1.999) proved no better!

 

I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.

 

Eventually, I tried to run the new Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.

 

I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does at least come bundled with FreeSexPlus and CleanHouse 2007.

 

Shortly after this upgrade however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and extremely costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.

 

Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge 2. Worse still, these latter products have no Help files, and I have to try and guess what the problem is.

 

Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly requiring Adobe ShoeShop, HandBag Searcher and Hairstyle Express, all of which need to be reinstalled every other week.

 

Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT hard drive, it often crashes.

 

Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called Mother-in-law, which can't be turned off.

 

I've recently been tempted to install Mistress 2007, but I've heard there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2007 it tends to take total control of your IP address and then permanently locks you out while acquiring all of your shared resources.

Having girl problems?:rolleyes:

you should get a mac :cool:

you should get a mac :cool:

 

He was obviously not talking about computer's..:laugh2:

:stunned: Nerd alert!!! :lol:

 

Did you make that up? It's pretty clever actually...

^agree

 

:laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3:

 

It's really well written!

The names of the softwares are really funny!

 

:confused: anyway, is it a true story? (sorry if it's the case:embarassed: )

Thats fantastic, did you make that up yourself? :laugh3:

A few months ago, I upgraded from DrinkingMates 4.2 to Girlfriend 1.0 which I had been told for years wouldn't give me any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try to run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

 

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.

 

Successive versions of Girlfriend 1.0 (i.e. 1.001 thru 1.999) proved no better!

 

I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.

 

Eventually, I tried to run the new Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.

 

I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does at least come bundled with FreeSexPlus and CleanHouse 2007.

 

Shortly after this upgrade however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and extremely costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.

 

Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge 2. Worse still, these latter products have no Help files, and I have to try and guess what the problem is.

 

Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly requiring Adobe ShoeShop, HandBag Searcher and Hairstyle Express, all of which need to be reinstalled every other week.

 

Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT hard drive, it often crashes.

 

Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called Mother-in-law, which can't be turned off.

 

I've recently been tempted to install Mistress 2007, but I've heard there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2007 it tends to take total control of your IP address and then permanently locks you out while acquiring all of your shared resources.

 

wow, i like how you put this all up, seriously, i really had fun reading it:D

He was obviously not talking about computer's..:laugh2:

 

Maybe neither was thebestyoucan?

 

Brilliant!:) Watch out for the new version. Wife 1.5 apparently comes with MicroSoftLawOffice and PayPalamony.:)

Maybe neither was thebestyoucan?

 

Brilliant!:) Watch out for the new version. Wife 1.5 apparently comes with MicroSoftLawOffice and PayPalamony.:)

 

thank you! :lol: I'm a little disappointed he didn't get it :rolleyes:

thebestyoucant..:thinking:??

:lol:

Still brilliant every time i read it... :thumbsup:.

awesome :laugh3:

Yeah I know..my post was sheer brilliance..:smug:

Yes it was...but I'm still thinking of upgrading to RICK8.2.0,lol.:lol:

*shakes head*

Aw...just kidding. You're irreplacable!:) (And I see you're over 25,000 posts!:D ) YAY, RICK!!!:D :D :D

YAY, RICK!!![/color][/size]:D :D :D

 

 

I wouldn;t know about that..:P and yeah the posts..:embarassed:

aha! I kept skipping around this thread thinking....why is this software help thread in here and why is it resurfacing? :thinking:

 

Now I, the dolt, know why.

 

AWESOME.

I wouldn;t know about that..:P and yeah the posts..:embarassed:

 

For once, I really wasn't being a smartass!:)

 

Yeah, Crystal...it took me a while to check it out too. Now I've forwarded it to a bunch of ppl on my eamil list who love it,lol!

Hahah yeah i know trace..:)