oh god

i think it's the phone ringing!!!

you know what my ringtone is?

it's liverpool fans in a stadium that go nuts because you scored a goal, baby.

you are the best!!!

they should pay you millions!!!!!!

 

babe, i've got to answer that call.

meow meow meow meow

(*ring ring* *ring ring* Pick up the phone damit!)

you are my favorite fan, dear. :robot:

 

 

Reds forever!!!

meowmeow meow ....meow meow?

 

(Reds forever, um...blues never?)

yeah man

chelsea sucks ass

cuntski? rubbish i say! they'll never have a footie god like i!

meow meow meow meow

(There is no god a great as thee)

this is random now but my arm pits smell :(

i'll have to take a shower before we're .. you know... >weeeeky weeeeeky<

freshen up before your sexscapade, eh? wonderous. i'll show you how amazing footie skills help in bed.

meow meow meow meow

(Have fun you two :wink3:)

yeah, he's in great shape.

that is why i love athletes

they can do it alllll night long.

and i mean it.

allllllllllllllll night long ;)

meow meowmeow meow meow meow

(Allllllll night? Like even the late hours?)

til the morning sun, dears. and brunch. :robot:

yeah

don't stop til you get enough *hums great Michael Jackson song*

you know?

you should really try to shag an athlete

they're the best!

only i am the best, love. with my robot footie tricks. :robot:

 

but i only save my dick for you, dear. abbey the ho can kiss my ass.

meow meowmeow meow meow meow

(Athletes are the bed gods, unlike those scrawny musicians...)

i was going to tell you about how much musicians suck... literally.

it's terrible!

 

oh my god, petey pie, you said the d-word. omg! you're sooo kinky! i love that side about you!

:sexy: diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick. :robot:

 

 

only for you, love.

meow meow meow meow meow

(My milkshake brings all the boys in the yard and they're like, it's better than yours)

 

meow

(wft?!?!)

Oh. Wow.

 

**Sorry, Crouch, don't kill me!

meow meowmeowmeowmeowmeow

 

(Haha!! Are you impersonating him? Or did you log on to the wrong account!)

LOL. Of course I was impersonating him. But I edited it, that was mean. :P

 

Crouch is awesome.

 

So AJ the Cat, how are you?

 

Well, anyways, I gotta go to bed. Goodnight!

meow

meow meow mewom eowe meow

(Fine thanks, Annie! Fun day this is being!)

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS CROUCH? YALL WANT SOME NICE ATHLETIC ASS IT'S JERRY RICE FO SHO.

Meow?

(WTF?)