Me and my massive dick are always kind to cleaning women

who's birthday is it? shall i do the robot for you? :robot:

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY BASTARD

oh well happy birthday. care for a slapper? :robot:

thanks and no thanks

 

I'm sorry I can't write too much I'm fucking hung over

if i do the robot will you feel better? :robot:

sure

Que, ter-lhe sido nascido hoje?

 

Sua bonita inteligente para alguém tão jovem

you know, like, the last time i checked, Max Capricorn spoke english. well it was probably some alien language but it came out as english.

I LIKE ENGLISH BOY

YOUNG ONES

LET ME BE YOU UNCLE TONIGHT

hot, looks like he is doing this to singing in the rain

i will do the robot to whatever you like. :sexy robot:

erm ewww

 

do you have a massive dick?

I HAVE A MASSIVE DICK

of course i have a massive dick. i am a tall english football robot god. :robot:

I've got a question to you yellowwasapieceofshit: are there as many hair on your dick as you have in your face and on your head?

IM A HAIRY MAN WHAT CAN I SAY

BUT THE LADIES LOVE SUCKING ON MAH HAIRS

even i do. better than playing with abbey's titties. :robot:

Shall I tell you something?

 

There is no plural for "hair" in english....hmmmm well I've got another question:

 

would you mind me sucking your hairy dick?