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Chris Martin HAS BIG WILLY.

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I'm sure you could find some use for a wee willy!

yeah i could actually. I'd steal it and be happy to PEE wherever i want!

just open the zipper and zuuuh. it's so easy!

 

Darn girls have to get their pants off and all that extra stuff and it takes so much time :disappointed:

Yeah while we can just whip it out at random,and start pissing about..:lol:

yeah that's the best part i bet!

Well, Rolle, I suppose we girls could rig something with a hose...ew, just grossed myself out visualizing that,lol, but it would be handy!

I can imagine rolly with a hose :lol:

 

*goes to photoshop that*

Oh dear....:o

 

 

Where would you put the hose in the piccie Ren?

I think snorkel hoses probably bend better than garden hoses, and I'm guessing flexiility helps in an emergency!:lol:

Well, Rolle, I suppose we girls could rig something with a hose...ew, just grossed myself out visualizing that,lol, but it would be handy!

 

Yeah well i like the fact that peeing is so easy with it! But it really sounds like something i wouldn't like to try myself...

^LOL! I don't feel I'm missing too much not being able to piss about freely...but sometimes on the way hom from the pub after a few, it would be handy.:laugh3:

  • 2 weeks later...

To everyone asking how he knew...

 

If Chris Martin walked up to anyone from this forum on the street and dropped his trousers, they'd look.

 

Just 'cause of curiosity.

 

 

So it's possible someone finding out.

LOL! So good of you to bump this thread!

 

At the MTV Europe awards a couple of years ago, when Chris had those tighty whiteys on, we ALL knew EXACTLYY what he has to offer!:laugh3:

The forum had 540 users join the next day.

I can imagine rolly with a hose :lol:

 

*goes to photoshop that*

 

Woaw!!!!! what an imagination, Renny?!:shocked2: lmao:lol:

Don't be surprised,Ren is extremely pervy! :wacko:

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