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The Perv Unit

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:laugh3:

 

But he's a pretttttttttty pedo. :P

Oh, so that makes it okay?

 

 

:dozey:

 

 

And he's mine *loads machine gun*

:stunned:I surrender

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Oh, so that makes it okay?

 

 

:dozey:

 

In this case, yes. :sneaky:

 

And he's mine *loads machine gun*

 

Oh, don't make me get feisty. :P

 

 

 

Oh, don't make me get feisty. :P

OK, mud-wrestling time!:P

OK, mud-wrestling time!:P

 

*starts stripping*

 

I don't want to get my clothes all muddy, y'know? :wink3:

 

 

 

 

:stunned:

 

 

 

 

:D

*starts stripping*

 

I don't want to get my clothes all muddy, y'know? :wink3:

 

 

 

 

:stunned:

 

 

 

 

:D

:laugh3:

 

BTW Congrats on 900th post! 100 more and you get a big party!!

Ssssssssllllllllllluuuuuuuuuuuutttttttttttt :D

 

*claims Chrissy for her own while you're busy stripping*

 

:charming:

Now where's Emma2? I'm not letting her leave thinking that Chris is only hers. :veryangry2: :P

 

:laugh3:

 

BTW Congrats on 900th post! 100 more and you get a big party!!

 

YAY, thanks! I didn't even notice. :D

Ssssssssllllllllllluuuuuuuuuuuutttttttttttt :D

 

*claims Chrissy for her own while you're busy stripping*

 

:charming:

 

 

Oh, THERE you are. :P

 

Not so fast, missy! *tackles you and Chris*

 

 

YAY, thanks! I didn't even notice. :D

I'm the biggest post-whore in the forum! I always notice people's post count. When I got to 1,000 it was CRAZY!!:D

Nu!

 

*shoots you with the machine gun* DIE BITCH!

 

*runs with Chrissy*

Oh, THERE you are. :P

 

Not so fast, missy! *tackles you and Chris*

Things are starting to heat up:wideeyed:

Nu!

 

*shoots you with the machine gun* DIE BITCH!

 

*runs with Chrissy*

:stunned:

 

 

POLICE!!

 

:policeman::policeman::policeman:

I'm the biggest post-whore in the forum! I always notice people's post count. When I got to 1,000 it was CRAZY!!:D

 

:D

 

Nu!

 

*shoots you with the machine gun* DIE BITCH!

 

*runs with Chrissy*

 

Hahahaha, not so fast! I'm Superman, remember? And you don't happen to have any Kryptonite handy, do you? HA! *grabs Chrissy's sweaty hand and runs off into the sunset with him* :P

:whip:

 

Now it's even better. :ears:

 

But where's Emma? I think I scared her off. :P

We could invite the other Emma to join in...I know Id like that:sneaky:

You're Superman?

YOU'RE A MAN

OH NOES

 

Helicopter time!

 

*saves Chrissy and runs off to shower with him to keep him nearby :wink3:*

Okay, this has gone on long enough!

 

 

 

Chris will go off with neither of you, hes already decided to come with ME!!

 

 

 

*sings "Guy love, that's all it is, there's nothing gay about it"*

You're Superman?

YOU'RE A MAN

OH NOES

 

Helicopter time!

 

*saves Chrissy and runs off to shower with him to keep him nearby :wink3:*

 

:dozey: Ha ha? :rolleyes:

 

*runs into the shower and tackles you both, pushing Chrissy off to the side for safekeeping and attacking you until you surrender*

 

:P

Okay, this has gone on long enough!

 

 

 

Chris will go off with neither of you, hes already decided to come with ME!!

 

 

 

*sings "Guy love, that's all it is, there's nothing gay about it"*

 

Watch out, you're about to be attacked by two ANGRY girls. :veryangry: :sneaky:

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