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The Perv Unit

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You never want to use the words "bed" and "mom" in the same sentence whilst in the Perv Unit. :shocked2:

 

 

:lol:

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You never want to use the words "bed" and "mom" in the same sentence whilst in the Perv Unit. :shocked2:

 

 

:lol:

 

:stunned: Right...I'll remember that...*cough*

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I was literally drooling while reading that :embarassed::laugh3:

 

 

mel!! your concert's today right?

 

 

5 hours and counting.....:sneaky:

I COME BEARING GIFTS:

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mm. he's all. sweaty. :stunned:

 

-falls off chair-

 

:stunned: :stunned: :stunned:

 

I LOVE YOU.

*looks down at avatar*

 

*looks at Join Date*

 

*looks at location*

 

*looks at gender*

 

*looks at NUMBER OF POSTS*

 

 

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:dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:

*looks down at avatar*

 

*looks at Join Date*

 

*looks at location*

 

*looks at gender*

 

*looks at NUMBER OF POSTS*

 

 

chris03big.jpg

 

 

:dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:

:thumbsup:Nice job!!!

 

 

 

Now Hotplay is 1 away from 5,000!

*looks down at avatar*

 

*looks at Join Date*

 

*looks at location*

 

*looks at gender*

 

*looks at NUMBER OF POSTS*

 

 

chris03big.jpg

 

 

:dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:

 

Woooooo, congrats!

(Wow...you joined at pretty much the same time as me, haha)

Woooooo, congrats!

(Wow...you joined at pretty much the same time as me, haha)

 

Thanks!

 

Haha, I'm ADDICTED. :P

*licks lips*

 

I wanna just grab him and madly make out with him. :stunned:

 

And you think you're crazed for him :P

 

I COME BEARING GIFTS:

 

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mm. he's all. sweaty. :stunned:

 

-falls off chair-

 

:stunned:

 

Mm. Lickable.

 

*licks* :sneaky:

That's why I love the place! :dance:

 

Pervy and I feel like writing. :sneaky:

 

You read the fic, I presume?

That's why I love the place! :dance:

 

Pervy and I feel like writing. :sneaky:

 

You read the fic, I presume?

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