Calling all pervs.....

 

There has been a massive amount of demand for this thread. Come out of your dark hiding places and declare your perviness for all to see. Don't be shy. We won't bite. Hard:sneaky:

All are welcome to join! Even if you don't feel pervy we can help you hone your perviness.

 

Here is the definition of our PERV UNIT as originally defined by the lovely Cobalt:

PERV UNIT (pronunciation: perv yew-nert) (noun)

A group of Coldplayers (mainly females) that pride in their pervy thoughts, 99% of the time the thoughts focused on members of the Coldplay band (Chris Martin, Jon Buckland, Guy Berryman and Will Champion). They are often seen in these threads:

Perv Unit

Coldplay photomontages

Post pictures of the gorgeous Chris

Post piccies of the sexy Mr Berryman..

The Buckland Religion~Official Thread

 

Our perv anthem, by the pervalicious Indya, goes as follows:

 

Pervalicious definition make them girls go loco

They(coldplay) want our treasure so they get their pleasures from our photo.

They could see us, They cansqueeze us.

We ain't easy, We ain't sleazy.

We've got reasons why we tease 'em.

Coldplay came and went like seasons.

Pervalicious (so delicious)

Guy's body's stayin vicious

He be up in the gym just workin on his fitness, we're his witness. ooo wee

He puts us girls on rock rock

And we be lining down the block just to watch what he got.

We're so delicious.

 

And...if you dare...pervy pic masterpiece by Thalia...

 

http://norn-meeting.creaturesforum.de/Odd_Zealot/Coldplay/ChrisJonny_love.gif

 

 

 

 

**The Perv Unit is not responsible for any health related conditions that may occur as a result of viewing this thread. Thank you.**

:shy:

 

sometimes i feel im on the outside looking in :shy:

:shy:

 

sometimes i feel im on the outside looking in :shy:

 

 

Come in and join me...the water is fine:cool:

If we don't bite, other pervs won't want to join,lol.

did someone say biting :wink3:

RAWR!:D

did someone say biting :wink3:

 

 

why are you doubtful this evening??

I just saw an ad that said it's estimated that 70-80% of all women are wearing the wrong size of bra...HOW did they get those numbers???:lol: Who got paid for THAT study?

i dont know

I just saw an ad that said it's estimated that 70-80% of all women are wearing the wrong size of bra...HOW did they get those numbers???:lol: Who got paid for THAT study?

 

its true! they haven't been educated on the proper way to fit the brassiere.

I'm working on a solution for this currently at my present employment.

so this is like the Ren and Rolle thread?? :lol:

Lol! THey'll fit right in!:lol:

i dont know

 

 

 

 

:worried:

where have all the pervs gone? probably sleeping pervily in their beds....

 

 

 

sigh

*raises hand*

 

Present...

 

So, um, what goes on at these perv meetings? :uhoh:

yay!

 

 

uhhhh..well we haven't got it quite hammered out yet...:\

Proposed first action for Perv Unit: Find new NME Coldplay pictures, scan them in, and have awesome new avatars/banners made from them.

 

Side note: A Major Award goes to the first member of Perv Unit who can find images of Guy running in the London marathon.

 

Proposed first action for Perv Unit: Find new NME Coldplay pictures, scan them in, and have awesome new avatars/banners made from them.

 

Side note: A Major Award goes to the first member of Perv Unit who can find images of Guy running in the London marathon.

 

 

 

damn that was good..

 

yeah, what he said...:laugh3:

k i'm in

hmmm sorry guys i keep getting side tracked

Yup, I'm here!

hmmm sorry guys i keep getting side tracked

 

 

doing what I wonder???:sneaky:

I'm alive ;___;

 

I've been sleeping ;__; but yes, I live

 

WHER IS THALIA???

HELLO PEOPLE

 

oh god finally youre on in the afternoon instead of being on when im asleep

 

HOW ARE YOU!!!

I'm alive ;___;

 

I've been sleeping ;__; but yes, I live

 

WHER IS THALIA???

 

 

in pervy dreamland I would imagine...

 

glad to see you are with us:wink3: