melanieau Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Calling all pervs..... There has been a massive amount of demand for this thread. Come out of your dark hiding places and declare your perviness for all to see. Don't be shy. We won't bite. Hard:sneaky: All are welcome to join! Even if you don't feel pervy we can help you hone your perviness. Here is the definition of our PERV UNIT as originally defined by the lovely Cobalt: PERV UNIT (pronunciation: perv yew-nert) (noun) A group of Coldplayers (mainly females) that pride in their pervy thoughts, 99% of the time the thoughts focused on members of the Coldplay band (Chris Martin, Jon Buckland, Guy Berryman and Will Champion). They are often seen in these threads: Perv Unit Coldplay photomontages Post pictures of the gorgeous Chris Post piccies of the sexy Mr Berryman.. The Buckland Religion~Official Thread Our perv anthem, by the pervalicious Indya, goes as follows: Pervalicious definition make them girls go loco They(coldplay) want our treasure so they get their pleasures from our photo. They could see us, They cansqueeze us. We ain't easy, We ain't sleazy. We've got reasons why we tease 'em. Coldplay came and went like seasons. Pervalicious (so delicious) Guy's body's stayin vicious He be up in the gym just workin on his fitness, we're his witness. ooo wee He puts us girls on rock rock And we be lining down the block just to watch what he got. We're so delicious. And...if you dare...pervy pic masterpiece by Thalia... http://norn-meeting.creaturesforum.de/Odd_Zealot/Coldplay/ChrisJonny_love.gif **The Perv Unit is not responsible for any health related conditions that may occur as a result of viewing this thread. Thank you.** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimeIsOnYourSide Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 :shy: sometimes i feel im on the outside looking in :shy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melanieau Posted May 7, 2008 Author Share Posted May 7, 2008 :shy: sometimes i feel im on the outside looking in :shy: Come in and join me...the water is fine:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TraceOddity Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 If we don't bite, other pervs won't want to join,lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimeIsOnYourSide Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 did someone say biting :wink3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TraceOddity Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 RAWR!:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melanieau Posted May 7, 2008 Author Share Posted May 7, 2008 did someone say biting :wink3: why are you doubtful this evening?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TraceOddity Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 I just saw an ad that said it's estimated that 70-80% of all women are wearing the wrong size of bra...HOW did they get those numbers???:lol: Who got paid for THAT study? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimeIsOnYourSide Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 i dont know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimeIsOnYourSide Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 I just saw an ad that said it's estimated that 70-80% of all women are wearing the wrong size of bra...HOW did they get those numbers???:lol: Who got paid for THAT study? its true! they haven't been educated on the proper way to fit the brassiere. I'm working on a solution for this currently at my present employment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lore Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 so this is like the Ren and Rolle thread?? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TraceOddity Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Lol! THey'll fit right in!:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melanieau Posted May 7, 2008 Author Share Posted May 7, 2008 i dont know :worried: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melanieau Posted May 7, 2008 Author Share Posted May 7, 2008 where have all the pervs gone? probably sleeping pervily in their beds.... sigh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saffire Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 *raises hand* Present... So, um, what goes on at these perv meetings? :uhoh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melanieau Posted May 7, 2008 Author Share Posted May 7, 2008 yay! uhhhh..well we haven't got it quite hammered out yet...:\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saffire Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Proposed first action for Perv Unit: Find new NME Coldplay pictures, scan them in, and have awesome new avatars/banners made from them. Side note: A Major Award goes to the first member of Perv Unit who can find images of Guy running in the London marathon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melanieau Posted May 7, 2008 Author Share Posted May 7, 2008 Proposed first action for Perv Unit: Find new NME Coldplay pictures, scan them in, and have awesome new avatars/banners made from them. Side note: A Major Award goes to the first member of Perv Unit who can find images of Guy running in the London marathon. damn that was good.. yeah, what he said...:laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winigwl Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 k i'm in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimeIsOnYourSide Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 hmmm sorry guys i keep getting side tracked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hotplay007 Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Yup, I'm here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melanieau Posted May 7, 2008 Author Share Posted May 7, 2008 hmmm sorry guys i keep getting side tracked doing what I wonder???:sneaky: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 I'm alive ;___; I've been sleeping ;__; but yes, I live WHER IS THALIA??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 HELLO PEOPLE oh god finally youre on in the afternoon instead of being on when im asleep HOW ARE YOU!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melanieau Posted May 7, 2008 Author Share Posted May 7, 2008 I'm alive ;___; I've been sleeping ;__; but yes, I live WHER IS THALIA??? in pervy dreamland I would imagine... glad to see you are with us:wink3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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