So if i posted a blog i made earlier i wonder how it would appear to people who don't know me in person. Would it appear completely confusing? An intrusion into my private life??? Or what???

 

Wow it's weird to think people have finished their first year of uni already and at Lancaster exams haven't even officially begun yet.

 

Anyway last night myself and Jonny played The Apprentice drinking game while watching it and my god it makes ring of fire look tame. I was drunk before we were even half way through. He brought some home brew which of course was rank but tasted nice when mixed with ribena!!! So there we were getting progressively drunker and we ran out into the corridor and there boy Ash was cellotaping ''Mark is a dick'' onto the wall in black tape and putting shaving foam on the door. So this was my chance to sneak into Ash's room. So there Jonny and me were, swirling on the swirly chair in there, knocking posters off the wall, kicking things around his room and dropping cigarette butts on the floor.

 

He runs in all angry and tells us to get out, screaming at us. We leave and he locks the door behind him. So i took Jonny to the comfy room which is a random room FULL of duvets and pillows. I didn't realise until this morning but i woke up and saw this duvet on the floor so we must have stolen it or something.

 

We ran into Neen's room and knocked her FULL bin over :(. We just caused chaos where ever we went.

 

So we went to town to a club called Liquid. We were a state on the bus and Jonny was like ''oh i think we're the last ones on'' and i said really loudly ''NO, THERE'S A BOY SAT BEHIND US, WELL I THINK IT'S A BOY''.

 

This boy/girl person was not too impressed by that comment.

 

Got to liquid and drank a cocktail out of a watering can. Then we found Jonny number 2 and Nick and Dave, Nick the weirdo said to me ''Natalya i think Jonny number 1 really likes you'' i loled. Some people off my course were there too. Ahhh the crazy Anca and the mental Julian who i accidently but subsequently twisted his finger.

 

Then Jonny and me were on the free bus back and these girls sat behind us turn out to be in Kelly's house. They know Grace and Charlie but not her. Weird. One does Theatre Studies with Charlie and the other did Environmental Science with Jonny. I can't remember their names though but they were both blonde.

 

Ahh good times. I just got a text off a number i don't recognise asking me who i am. Oh will this madness never end????

 

 

I feel as if I've slept by your side every night of your life.

wow really?????

:rolleyes:

A HOOKAH SMOKING CATERPILLAR

wow really?????

 

mmhmmm tell me more

can't be arsed

Drunken idiots, giving everybody a bad name :(

who cares about your private life?