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Howay the laughs: Geordies are top of the grumps in the misery league!!

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Howay the laughs: Geordies are top of the grumps in the misery league

 

By Andrew Levy

Last updated at 11:40 PM on 19th June 2008

 

 

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They say it's grim up North. Just ask the Geordies.

Those living in Newcastle upon Tyne are the most miserable people in the country and need considerable encouragement to cheer up, a survey has found.

Nearly half are unhappy about their financial situation and a third are demoralised by work.

Coming home after a hard day's slog often doesn't help either as just over a fifth aren't too keen on their other halves.

Popping out for a pint with friends can be hitand-miss as well, with a quarter of Geordies dissatisfied with their social lives.

Newcastle outglummed Cardiff, which took second place in the misery league, followed by Birmingham, Swansea and Leeds.

Bristol, on the other hand, was the happiest place to live, with a third of residents extremely happy with their lives, according to the survey of 2,000 Britons carried out by cake manufacturer Mr Kipling.

A similar number were blissful in their relationships and a quarter completely content with family life.

More than one in ten Bristolians even claimed to be totally satisfied with work.

Wolverhampton was next happiest, with York, Plymouth and Sheffield finishing off the top five smiliest populations.

Overall, almost half of all Britons were happy with life in general and just 6 per cent completely unhappy.

Two-thirds were positive about friends and family and half about their social lives.

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However, just 29 per cent were satisfied with their financial situation, adding to evidence that the credit crunch is starting to bite.

But it is the little things in life that can really keep us smiling.

Receiving a sweet message from a loved one was rated the best cheermeup, followed by sliding into a bed with freshly-warmed sheets, waking up on a sunny day and having a quiet moment to yourself.

Other favourites included being praised by the boss and having a cold beer after work.

The undisputed happiest moment of the week, wherever you live, is

4.59pm on a Friday as thoughts turn to two days of freedom.

'Bristol is obviously the place to head to enliven your spirits,' said a Mr Kipling spokesman.

'It's home to a lively city centre and is surrounded by beautiful countryside. It is also close to the beach. It's surprising to see that Newcastle folk are the unhappiest in the UK as they are renowned for being happy-go-lucky and enjoying life to the full. But unemployment rates in the North-East of England are rising and Northern Rock, which has its headquarters in the city, has had a particularly bad year.'

A spokesman for Newcastle city council was less than impressed with the findings. 'The people of Newcastle are as happy as people anywhere else,' he insisted. 'A Europe-wide survey last year indicated Newcastle as the third-best place to live.'

Haha, london is unhappy, I was seriously considereing living there at one point...

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Haha, london is unhappy, I was seriously considereing living there at one point...

 

Don't do it. It's far too crowded, polluted and stressful.:stunned:

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I'm not surprised about Bristol, by the way. My cousin lives just outside, and I love it when I get the chance to visit.

Gloucestershire is lovely.:cool:

At least Newcastle is at the top of this league, shame the same can't be said about it's football team

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At least Newcastle is at the top of this league, shame the same can't be said about it's football team

 

That probably explains why they're all grumpy!!:P

How long has it been since Newcastle won something major?

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How long has it been since Newcastle won something major?

 

During the reign of Queen Victoria??:rolleyes:

Are you sure, I'm sure they last won something during the reign of Henry the 8th

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