Since we have so many important problems in the world, I decided to create a thread where we could determine a clear cut winner. No sense in leaving it to hateful speech when all disputes can be solved in the GREAT ARENA.

 

Also, this is not a preference thread. You must use critical analysis to determine who would reasonably come out victorious in a battle. Therefore, ALL questions must be phrased in the following: WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT? By the way, Christian Bale trumps ALL.

 

Remember, only important issues. I will begin.

 

Who would win in a fight?

 

Peanut Butter or Jelly

Peanut butter, it has more strength

 

 

Chuck Norris with his roundhouse kicks or Jimmy Page with his face-melting guitar licks

Winner: Chuck Norris and his roundhouse kicks

 

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Who would win in a fight?

 

Shampoo or Conditioner

Winner: Chuck Norris and his roundhouse kicks

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv6tbKF_gAk

 

By the way, I think you meant Jimmy Page, but it was a good thought process.

 

Who would win in a fight?

 

Shampoo or Conditioner

whoopsy, major mental slip there

I did mean Page, and I edited;)

 

 

 

conditioner cuz its' sexy

 

 

 

Homer Simpson or Peter Griffin?

WINNER: PETER GRIFFIN

 

I have proof.

 

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Who would win in a fight?

 

a lion or a shark

lion. don't know why

 

 

 

 

 

Wesley Snipes vs. 10,000 chickens (very random indeed)

WINNER: 10,000 chickens

 

that's too many to overcome.

 

Who would win in a fight?

 

a television or a blender

blender, it's got blades

 

 

JRR Tolkien vs. CS Lewis (with all their fantasy characters helping them)

They both die.

 

Same battle.

WINNER: CS Lewis

 

that lion has always scared me.

 

sq

Tolkien

 

 

 

Harry Potter vs Frodo

Hp

 

Your mom vs your grandma

Winner: Frodo

 

Harry Potter is at a disadvantage b/c he wears glasses.

 

Who would win in a fight?

 

Concrete or Asphalt

concrete

 

 

 

 

The Grim Reaper or Jaws

WINNER: JAWS

 

The Grim Reaper would be unable to move swiftly in water, which is the only reasonable battle ground.

 

Who would win in a fight?

 

Hungry or Thirsty

Hungry, cuz food contain water but water can't contain the vitamins food has got.

 

Tom Chaplin or Chris Martin?