bjaiken Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 Since we have so many important problems in the world, I decided to create a thread where we could determine a clear cut winner. No sense in leaving it to hateful speech when all disputes can be solved in the GREAT ARENA. Also, this is not a preference thread. You must use critical analysis to determine who would reasonably come out victorious in a battle. Therefore, ALL questions must be phrased in the following: WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT? By the way, Christian Bale trumps ALL. Remember, only important issues. I will begin. Who would win in a fight? Peanut Butter or Jelly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pseudonym Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 Peanut butter, it has more strength Chuck Norris with his roundhouse kicks or Jimmy Page with his face-melting guitar licks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjaiken Posted January 7, 2009 Author Share Posted January 7, 2009 Winner: Chuck Norris and his roundhouse kicks [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv6tbKF_gAk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv6tbKF_gAk[/ame] Who would win in a fight? Shampoo or Conditioner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pseudonym Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 Winner: Chuck Norris and his roundhouse kicks http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv6tbKF_gAk By the way, I think you meant Jimmy Page, but it was a good thought process. Who would win in a fight? Shampoo or Conditioner whoopsy, major mental slip there I did mean Page, and I edited;) conditioner cuz its' sexy Homer Simpson or Peter Griffin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjaiken Posted January 7, 2009 Author Share Posted January 7, 2009 WINNER: PETER GRIFFIN I have proof. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgtE1EYxyiw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgtE1EYxyiw[/ame] Who would win in a fight? a lion or a shark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pseudonym Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 lion. don't know why Wesley Snipes vs. 10,000 chickens (very random indeed) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjaiken Posted January 7, 2009 Author Share Posted January 7, 2009 WINNER: 10,000 chickens that's too many to overcome. Who would win in a fight? a television or a blender Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pseudonym Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 blender, it's got blades JRR Tolkien vs. CS Lewis (with all their fantasy characters helping them) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Hill Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 They both die. Same battle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjaiken Posted January 7, 2009 Author Share Posted January 7, 2009 WINNER: CS Lewis that lion has always scared me. sq Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pseudonym Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 Tolkien Harry Potter vs Frodo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Hill Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 Hp Your mom vs your grandma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjaiken Posted January 7, 2009 Author Share Posted January 7, 2009 Winner: Frodo Harry Potter is at a disadvantage b/c he wears glasses. Who would win in a fight? Concrete or Asphalt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pseudonym Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 concrete The Grim Reaper or Jaws Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjaiken Posted January 7, 2009 Author Share Posted January 7, 2009 WINNER: JAWS The Grim Reaper would be unable to move swiftly in water, which is the only reasonable battle ground. Who would win in a fight? Hungry or Thirsty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsSeverusSnape Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Hungry, cuz food contain water but water can't contain the vitamins food has got. Tom Chaplin or Chris Martin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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