To comrade friends! I have very much a problem my wife and SON FAT THEY STARVE at present.

 

I have one goat. Must I SLAY THIS OF BEAST and feast on its flesh OF RED ANND GOOD with my hungry (fat) son and wife, but from then suffer NONE OF THIS GOATS MILK?

 

Or do my wife and myself EAT this FAT AND UGLY SON OF MINE, and retain our MILK-BEARING GOAT/FRIEND?

Eat ze goat i say.

But the goat is of having MUCH SEXUAL BEAUTY

 

And this son of my own is the FATTEST waste of my SPACE :angry:

 

MANY A CLOCK ON THIS HIT THAT CHILD

you're going to hit him with a clock?