Glossal Fragster Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 Hello! This is a little thing stolen from the Adam and Joe radio show, but I thougth it was a great idea so I'm posting it here :D I'll give you an example of pavement panto. Let's say you think someone is waving at you, you then wave back but it turns out they weren't waving at you at all, but the person behind you. You then continue to wave, acting as if you're then waving at someone else behind the original waver, so you dont come across a right plum! Another one, If the chair you're sitting on makes a noise resembling an airbourne toxic event (pump! fart!), you would then move in the chair alot, trying to replicate the noise, so people know that it was the chair and not you letting loose some devil gas. So does that make sense? If so, post things you have done to cover up for actions in public. If not, I'll try explain it a bit more for ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glossal Fragster Posted March 11, 2009 Author Share Posted March 11, 2009 So anyone got any? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mad Hatter Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 Most of mine involve fart noises. My shoes squeak when I walk, so I'd make them squeak more to convince people that it wasn't me. Also, there's bit of rubber on my messenger bag that makes a strange fart noise when you rub it against the walls at my school. I was sliding down the wall, it made that noise, and everybody looked at me, so I started rubbing it up and down the wall to continue making the noise. Not very interesting. lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glossal Fragster Posted March 11, 2009 Author Share Posted March 11, 2009 Most of mine involve fart noises. My shoes squeak when I walk, so I'd make them squeak more to convince people that it wasn't me. Also, there's bit of rubber on my messenger bag that makes a strange fart noise when you rub it against the walls at my school. I was sliding down the wall, it made that noise, and everybody looked at me, so I started rubbing it up and down the wall to continue making the noise. Not very interesting. lol. Haha! No that's class :D exactly the type of thing I was looking for :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glossal Fragster Posted March 11, 2009 Author Share Posted March 11, 2009 Just thought of one :D When I'm listeneing to podcasts like the adam and joe show and russell brand's podcasts on the bus, as expected, I burst out laughign alot of the time. What I then do is take out my ipod, maybe take out my headphones and that, just so people don't think im a complete nutter and they will be like.. "What the hell is he laughing at? is he mental? ahh, wait no! he's listeneing to the adam and joe podcast" :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prospekt. Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 Sometimes if I laugh when I shouldn't I play it off as a cough. So then I cough more to make it seem like yeah I was actaully coughing. Or sometimes when I'm caught accidently staring at someone, I'll qucikly shift my eyes like I'm staring past them. Then I'll continue staring past them and kind of move my head side ot side like their blocking my way and I'm trying to see past them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RICK8 Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 I thought the thread said Public Pervert....:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 I thought the thread said Public Pervert....:lol: You Public Pervert! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RICK8 Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 Yes,enough with the name calling........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 PUBLIC PERVERT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RICK8 Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 Haha what is wrong with you? Problems at home? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 No, just the fact that that guy RICK8 is a Public Pervert. I really hate those, y'know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RICK8 Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 Seek help...:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glossal Fragster Posted March 12, 2009 Author Share Posted March 12, 2009 Or sometimes when I'm caught accidently staring at someone, I'll qucikly shift my eyes like I'm staring past them. Then I'll continue staring past them and kind of move my head side ot side like their blocking my way and I'm trying to see past them. :lol: That's a good one. You change your staring into a concentrated thousand yard stare :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 "What are you doing?" "I AM CONCENTRATING :blank:" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glossal Fragster Posted March 12, 2009 Author Share Posted March 12, 2009 Yeah, exactly. "Is he looking at me? Oh no, he's conquering myths and legends in his head" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noonsun Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 If someone notices I'm staring at them, they usually notice it too quickly for me to flick my eyes over. So I sort of glaze my eyes over and keep staring and then look away. Half the time they think I'm just sort of staring off into space. However, the other half of the time they think I'm mentally retarded, so maybe that isn't such a good one. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 Yeah, that kinda fails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noonsun Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 Yeah, that's what I just said. No need to point it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 I'm pointing it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noonsun Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 And all I'm saying is that I already pointed it out. That's it. Job done. What you're supposed to do is laugh at me for being so stupid and hopefully feel better about yourself because you aren't as stupid as me. I mean if you want to point it out, fine, if I really minded I wouldn't have posted it. It's just been pointed out already. This is a silly conversation. I'm sorry. You go ahead and point out all you want to point out about my character flaws or my presumed idiocy. I really don't mind. I don't want this turning into an argument or something. :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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