I have a question for Paul: how did you find out about Coldplaying?

 

Google? :rolleyes:

that site is boring and entertaining at the same time..

 

my stranger always leaves :(

same here, google.

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: Konnichiwa

Stranger: Hello!

You: So

You: How was the day etc

Stranger: Day was good. Can't really complain.

Stranger: Yourself?

You: Boring

Stranger: I'm sorry.

You: Nothing special

Stranger: Aww.

Stranger: I'm sure that's not true.

Stranger: Some days are just worse than others.

You: ...

You: *cuts self*

Stranger: Awww. Don't do that.

You: *takes an acid pill*

Stranger: ...

Stranger: A wild Abra appears!

You: XD

Stranger: O:

You: I know a guy named Paul

Stranger: I know a guy named Jack.

You: He likes Coldplay but is ashamed to admit it because he thinks Coldplay's fans are shit

You: So he goes around a Coldplay fansite telling everyone to go fuck themselves

Stranger: That sounds terribly unpleasant.

You: His life could probably be used for more productive things

You: He's a terribly unpleasant person

Stranger: It sounds like he is.

You: He truly is >_>

You: He's probably a total fatty too

Stranger: That's okay, I've met my share of unpleasant people.

Stranger: Strangely enough, I've never blocked any of them.

You: Unpleasant people are just sooooo UNPLEASANT ;_;

You: Especially Paul

Stranger: Yes they are.

Stranger: Talking to them is grueling. All Jack wants to talk about is how he throws wine bottles at Jews.

You: He should be ashamed

You: Antisemetist bastard <_<

Stranger: I know.

You: You oughta give him what-for

You: yknow what I'm sayin

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Google? :rolleyes:

 

What did you google?

@Sara: Go fuck yourself. :rolleyes:

Coldplay.

Anyway, I discovered coldplaying........when the official forum site went down down down..and I ended up on this place :nice:

I'm going to bed. Good night everybody. B) :hug:

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You: hello

Stranger: i'm looking for horny girl are U??

You: i love coldplay but i'm ashamed to admit it

You: because i think their fans are shit

You: does this make me a bad person?

You: hello there?

You: o hai thar?

Stranger: what??

Stranger: i want talk msn /yahoo

You: excuse me?

You: wanna talk about politics?

Stranger: no

Stranger: i want see u webcam tits and p**y :D

Stranger: i'm looking for horny girl are U??

You: newfag here :(

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I'm off too, goodbye :D

I'm going to bed. Good night everybody. B) :hug:

 

Bye!

night Milica :nice:

Good night!!!

Goodbye.

*walks into an empty room and says* "goodbye"

COOL

we are here...it's just two girls are leaving..and we are saying goodbye to them..

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You: 5

You: 4

You: 3

You: 2

You: 1

You: 0.

Stranger: boom

You: :D

You: EXACTLY

Stranger: then what

You: You couldn't disarm the bomb before it blew up CTU

You: Chloe is dead

Stranger: shyt shyt shyt

Stranger: shyyyyyt

Stranger: omg

You: Yes.

Stranger: what do i do!!!!!

You: All there is left to do is push 40ccs of sodium pentathol into Ahmed's veins

You: In an effort to torture the information about the nukes out of him

Stranger: o god!!! WHYYYYYY

Stranger: whhyy meeee

You: To save FUCKING AMERICA DAMNIT

You: BECAUSE YOU'RE JACK BAUER

Stranger: ive neveer done this before!!!

Stranger: o shyt

You: Okay

Stranger: jack bauer activated

You: XD

You: You take a hypodermic needle

You: Got one?

Stranger: of course

You: Okay

You: Now you look for some sodium pentathol

You: Since you're Jack Bauer you should have some handy

You: Just lying in your purse or something

You: Rummage around

Stranger: i stash it in my ass

Stranger: safe keeping of course

You: Cleverrr

Stranger: im jack bauer

You: Okay, now you use the needle to put some sodium pentathol in it

Stranger: check

You: Then you go over to Ahmed

You: His eyebrow is bleeding and he is tied to a chair

You: He is looking at you with a rebellious and disgusted expression

Stranger: he the black one?

You: No, he's Arab

You: He's got dark skin

Stranger: same thing

You: Anyway, you tell him to tell you where the nukes are

You: Okay, go

You: Ask him

Stranger: one sec

You: NO

You: IN OMEGLE

You: SO I CAN FUCKING SEEE IT

You: >:C

Stranger: i see

You: yes

Stranger: bahahah r u serious?

You: yes

Stranger: how long has this been going on

You: This is srs busns

You: >:C

Stranger: forever?

You: Just ask him

Stranger: arite fine

You: as in DAMMIT AHMED, WHERE ARE THE GODAMNED NUKES

Stranger: and so it shall be done

You: Great

You: We'll just pretend you said that

You: Ahmed doesn't say anything

You: Now you push the sodium pentathol into his arm

Stranger: done

You: and push is a medical term for stab and inject

You: In case you didn't know

You: Okay

You: He is writhing in pain

You: He tells you the nukes are stashed over at Bob's house

Stranger: fuckem

You: I know rite

You: Fuck the Arabs

Stranger: tru

You: So, you get on your pink bike and go over to Bob's house

Stranger: wheres bobs?

You: But there are hostiles posted outside!!

You: Somewhere in LA, idk

Stranger: shyt

You: (This is where you go !!!! at the number of hostiles)

Stranger: OHHHHHH SHHYYYYTTT HOSTILESSS KILLLLLLL KILLLL KILLLL

You: Yeah

You: Except you don't kill em yet

Stranger: got'em

You: NOO

You: NOT YET

Stranger: oh whyt

Stranger: i did

You: You use your SNEAKY POWERS TO SNEAK INSIDE

Stranger: they dead

You: And disarm the nukes

Stranger: nah

You: And you just saved the fucking day.

Stranger: they dead

You: WAY TO GO JACK BAUER

You: B)

Stranger: sweet

You: ANOTHER 24 HOURS WELLLL SPENT.

You: I just told you the entire plot of the next season of 24

You: Minus the extraeneous details

Stranger: to bad i dont watch it

Stranger: show sucks ballllllls

You: Yeah

You: The first season was mildly okay

Stranger: tv is evil brother of hitler

You: Burn Notice is better <3

You: lolwut

Stranger: burn notice is good

You: !

You: <3333

You: I less than three you

You: You seem really cool

Stranger: no way your a girl

You: You are the first person to play along with my Jack Bauer skit

Stranger: no way inhell your a girl

You: I don't posess a penis

You: If that's what you're getting at

Stranger: im just bored

Stranger: you def do

You: You're a sexist bastard >:C

You: I have to get all feminist on your ass now

Stranger: so scary

Stranger: its the interent

Stranger: your prob the cops or somthing

Stranger: how old?

You: I'm actually not the cops

You: I'm a bored 15 year old

Stranger: and there it is

You: Indeed

You: Lying on a pedestal

You: For all to see

You: Actually you'd be surprised how many people assume I'm a guy

You: Probably cuz I don't go OMG LYK TOTALLY everywhere

You: At any rate

You: How was the day etc

Stranger: def going to jail peace out

You: Great!

You: peace

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That was fun :wacko:

hahaha you scared the guy away! Nice!!!! :D

:laugh3:

*walks into an empty room and says* "goodbye"

 

COOL

 

Hello!

hello mr paul........ gah i feel so boring now........ this is why i haven't posted in so long

Hello :wacko:

hello mr paul........ gah i feel so boring now........ this is why i haven't posted in so long

 

awww :(