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If I were a smurf...

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*employs own kitty as security thingy* :stunned:

Green eyes for me.

 

Honey you are a rock ....

me? :blush:

  • 2 weeks later...
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*bump* thou shalt not part the two smurf threads :blush:

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good good :D

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Dance while the music still goesssssssssss onnnnnnnnnnn

 

:cool:

that reminds me of that very popular song by Lee Ann Womack... "I Hope You Dance" :blush: such a lovely song, makes me sit up and notice every time :cry:

 

I hope you never lose your sense of wonder,

You get your fill to eat but always keep that hunger,

May you never take one single breath for granted,

GOD forbid love ever leave you empty handed,

I hope you still feel small when you stand beside the ocean,

Whenever one door closes I hope one more opens,

 

Promise me that you'll give faith a fighting chance,

And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance.

 

I hope you dance....I hope you dance.

 

http://www.thesonglyrics.com/w_song_lyrics/leeannwomack_lyric1.html

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I finally found this thread again. If you search for "smurf" it won't come up. :embarrased:

:embarrased:

but yayyyyyyyyyy it's our cow smurf origins!!! :P :smug:

moooi've just done thesexthreadoooo :sneaky:

:lol: :wink3:

mooooooooooooit'saloadofcrap!!oooooooo :rolleyes: :sneaky:

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I did that sex test, too. It says I'll have sex with 2 guys in my life, and I'll be 24 first time it happens. :stunned:

moo :stunned: :stunned: oo

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:lol:

with my results ppl are gonna think that i'm a prostitute :sneaky:

:lol: :lol: :P but you are aren't you?? :lol: ;) :dozey:

yes i am...a smurf cow prostitute

you must get alot of business!! :lol: :sneaky:

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:stunned:

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At least you get a lot of money and you can finance your smurf studies with it. :D

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:P

 

Take a Christmas break though. :stunned:

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