Brave and bold sir robin

brought forth for Camelot

he was not afraid to die

oh brave sir robin

he was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways

brave brave brave brave sir robin

 

he was not the least bit scared to be smashed into a hoe

or to have his eyes gouged out

and his elbows broken

to have his knee cap split and his body burned away

and his limbs all hacked and mangled

brave sir robin

 

his head smashed in

and his heart cut out

and his liver removed

and his bowels in blood

and his nostrels raped

and his bottom went up

and his pen-

 

YOUR TURN!!

"its just a flesh wound"

"your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"

I don't remember the exact wording but when they were trying to figure out if the girl was a witch, and if she weighed the same as a duck she was a witch. and it turned out she did weigh the same as a duck so they burned her!

 

sorry it's not a quote ;)

"but i'm not dead" :P

*sings* "we eat ham and jam and spam a lot!"

"Excuse me old woman"

 

"I'm a man!"

my fav part from the holy grail-

 

Bridgekeeper: He who would cross the Bridge of death, Must answer me these questions three ere the other side he see.

Robin: Ask me your questions, Bridgekeeper, I am not afraid.

bridgekeeper:What...is your name?

Robin: Robin of Camelot

Bridgekeeper: What...is your quest?

Robin: I seek the Grail!

Bridgekeeper:What...is the capital of Assyria?

Robin: I don't know THAT!! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (falls over the side) :lol:

 

Sir Galahad: Ask me your questions, Bridgekeeper...I am not afraid...

Bridgekeeper: What...is your name?

Galahad: (nervous) Sir Galahad...

Bridgekeeper: What...is your quest?

Galahad: To seek the Grail...

Bridgekeeper: What...is your favorite color?

Galahad: (relieved) Blue! (starts across; oops) NO! YELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!!!!

i LOVE the part when they have to cross the bridge "what...is your favorite color?" :lol:

i know it's sooo funny :lol:

 

and in the life of brian- any spare change for an ex-leper :lol: ;)

"BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!!"

and here's the pic to match :lol:

;) my fav pic :lol:

the three headed knight :lol:

God!! :lol:

:lol: :lol:

omg i forgot about this part at the caves!!

omg and the rabbits attacking!!! :lol: :lol:

the bridgekeeper :lol:

:lol: Bwian i loved that film!!! :P

all together now-lifes a piece of shit, when ya look at it :lol: :lol:

hahahahahah!!!!!

 

"But father, I don't want any of it...I want to...I want to 'Sing-'"

 

"Whoa, stop that stop that! not while I'm around you won't!"

"He's NOT the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"

 

:D

 

"Stwike him centuwion!"

 

:D :D

 

"Shut up big nose!"

 

etc etc etc

 

:D :D :D :D

:lol: :lol: omg that film is so hilarious!!! :lol: :lol:

I know! :lol:

 

great pics feefs :D

thanx ;)