I will produce a HUGE, PURPLE ring to my SMALL, WHITE bride, Paris Hilton.

 

 

Bring presents.

 

You may have ONE piece of cake.

 

You may tell me how sexy I am.

 

You may not talk while we are.

 

You must bow to our awesomeness.

 

You must call us Sir and Madam.

 

WE WILL BECOME LEADERS OF THE WORLD.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hugs and Kisses,

Guy and Paris.

Publicizing your wedding?

Shame. :shame:

 

You're fired. :)

No, Sir, you are the one FIRED. YOU ARE FIRED FROM THE WEDDING! :veryangry2:

I'm a real Sir :cool:

Your a sir of beetles! Who WANTS TO BE A SMALL, BLOODY BEETLE ANYWAY? :veryangry2: YOU ARE BARRED TOO!

I will produce a HUGE, PURPLE ring to my SMALL, WHITE bride, Paris Hilton.

 

 

Bring presents.

 

You may have ONE piece of cake.

 

You may tell me how sexy I am.

 

You may not talk while we are.

 

You must bow to our awesomeness.

 

You must call us Sir and Madam.

 

WE WILL BECOME LEADERS OF THE WORLD.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hugs and Kisses,

Guy and Paris.

 

Oh Guy you're like so cute!

Your a sir of beetles! Who WANTS TO BE A SMALL, BLOODY BEETLE ANYWAY? :veryangry2: YOU ARE BARRED TOO!

 

 

you are not that handsome anyway!

:wacky: ....

 

can i sing @ your wedding?

LIES! LIES! LIES! LIES! LIES! LIES!

 

 

ME+PARIS=LOVE

I'm a real Sir :cool:

 

I lol'd.

Paris is mine Lady Gaga as you are, reckon it my dear. :wink3:

you can't resist my charm. :cool4:

:wacky: ....

 

can i sing @ your wedding?

 

No, you cannot sing.

And also not at the wedding

:wacky: ....

 

can i sing @ your wedding?

 

Of course... if Nicole's still pregnant for my wedding day you'll be my maid of honor too

If my wife sings at your wedding, can I be re-invited?

You can have your job back. ;)

Paris is mine Lady Gaga as you are, reckon it my dear. :wink3:

you can't resist my charm. :cool4:

 

Sorry to let you down... but I am like the only one allowed to wear makeup in the couple.... me and you'd not work, sorry.

Sure thing MrWick :D :D :D

No, you cannot sing.

And also not at the wedding

that's be on your light oracle, on my dark oracle Lady Gaga will sing in that wedding. ;)

 

Of course... if Nicole's still pregnant for my wedding day you'll be my maid of honor too

who is nicole?

nicole kidman? :wacky: :cheesy:

I need a Best man.....MrWick will you do the honours, I mean you are my boss!

Sorry to let you down... but I am like the only one allowed to wear makeup in the couple.... me and you'd not work, sorry.

:inquisitive: :angry: :bomb:

 

:(

 

i can share with you :kiss:

who is nicole?

nicole kidman? :wacky: :cheesy:

 

Don't you read magazines? I mean Nicole Richie of course.

 

BTW what brand of makeup do you use?

ShadowMan! LEAVE NOW!

Sure thing, Berryman. ;)

You've now replaced Johnson as the fifth best employee here.

Paris, my love, it is time I got sleep for TOMMOROW is our wedding!. It will be the most eventful day of your life.

 

 

 

:) :D :sneaky:

Don't you read magazines? I mean Nicole Richie of course.

 

BTW what brand of makeup do you use?

oh magazines are not able on caves. :\

 

i've tried all them ;)

 

ShadowMan! LEAVE NOW!

why? :inquisitive:

LEAVE MY WIFE!