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I'VE GOT A CONFESSION: I'M HAVING AN AFFAIR!

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Paris, my dear.

I don't think we should marry!

 

And sorry, my best man, MrWick, I have been having an affair with your wife:

 

LADY GAGA!

 

 

I'm sorry...I couldn't hold the secret any longer :(

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that's nice :wink3: paris is a bitch anyway

Paris, my dear.

I don't think we should marry!

 

And sorry, my best man, MrWick, I have been having an affair with your wife:

 

LADY GAGA!

 

 

I'm sorry...I couldn't hold the secret any longer :(

 

It's ok.... actually I have a confession too, I wanted to marry you because I wanted to keep a secret......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I am lesbian, and I am in love with lady GaGa!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!

My wife would never stray.

 

...You're fired!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!

My wife would never stray.

 

...You're fired!

 

I said I love her, don't know if she loves me back...... and you're like crazy cuz I like never worked for you.

I was actually talking to Mr. Berryman.

But you're still fired.

Don't you laugh, or I'll fire you, too.

Get back to work!

I wonder who is this MrWick :thinking:

I am Mr. Wick, that's who. I'm your boss.

Now, get back to work or you'll be out on the street with Johnson!

Are you just upset that you don't know who I am?

You're fired.

Are you just upset that you don't know who I am?

You're fired.

 

ooh ooh ooh fire me fire me!

No, it's not fun when you want to be fired.

I will fire you when you most enjoy you're job.

You'll be sitting there, working, and saying, "Oh! My job is splendid and I love it! :wacky:" and I will come over to you and fire you. :evilgrin:

I'm gonna swallow you /b/tard.

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