Laurewdel.

* knock knock knock*

anybody here?

yes, come in

No, Bea, DON'T. :uhoh:

 

do come in

i have candy and horses

do come in

i have candy and horses

 

me no like horses mister :snobby:

i have expensive shoes and chocolate

that's what i meant

but anyways you're in

 

*assaults bea*

i hope you learned your lesson

who says i'm in, i could be stalking your candy van mister.

* calls the cops*

you're in the thread

that's all i need

fuck the police, i'm the sheriff

 

*shoots gun into air randomly*

can I come in here?

yes, the assault of bea and random firing of a gun has calmed me down enough to have normal conversations again

* hits ArnIe terminator and the man-machine fix itslef*

* gets a laser and shot him like this:

*

this better :smartass: :mean:

yes, the assault of bea and random firing of a gun has calmed me down enough to have normal conversations again

 

great then I'll come here :)

why did you assult me greg? :inquisitive:

to teach you not to talk to strangers.

your friend warned you not to come in.

this is the best way for you to learn.

i wish there was another way where we could all live in harmony.

i talked with you before, so you are not a stranger.

* :whip: for pretending he is a stranger*

who is learning here now? :smartass:

one assault each.

we should go to a victim support group and become friends!

slap = assault? :shrug:

you started da war.

 

* brings the peace cake*

in this country assault can be a bruise

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assault_%28tort%29

 

 

but i shall accept the peace cake and share amongst the thread

hey no wars!!

I don't like that :(

I saw enough wars and fights here for ever

he started assaulting me when i got in the thread.

:disappointed:

sorry.

* leaves the room, leaving the cake on a corner*

not real fighting

we just playin

hey hey hey

yow Tammi