I don't think you're ready for this, CAUSE MY BODY'S TOO BOOTYLICIOUS FOR YA BABE.

 

:charming:

i've been listening to too much beyonce today :blank:

 

 

 

 

oh and that :blank: face makes me feel racist cause i keep mistyping it as :black:

You should put a ring on Beyonce since you like it. :blank:

 

I always write :lips: as :lisp: and :wacky: and :wanky:

:wanky: = :whatever: ?

 

 

they're gotten the smileys all wrong.

 

 

 

How are you today miss crests? i heard you have kissing disease :o

You bet they have. :borg:

 

I do, I do. I'm such a tease kissing all the boys, ALL OF THEM. ALL OF THE FREAKING BOYS. AND THE NON-FREAKING BOYS BECAUSE I DON'T DISCRIMINATE FREAKINGNESS.

It seems I've gone crazy. :thinking:

Okay, so I kissed no boys. It was the beluga's fault. :sad:

 

But yes, it's quite fun missing this much school to scare people. :heart:

 

How is my non-diseased chum?

god crests you could have controlled yourself.

 

 

Don't blame the beluga for your inability to close your mouth.

Poor thing :sad:

 

 

my friend got that, she couldn't be in our drama performance.

 

 

 

I'm great :D and ignoring all the work i have to do.

 

 

TOO MUCH WORK :bigcry:

The beluga pressured me into it, it's not my fault I give into peer pressure from things that swim. :disappointed: I JUST WANNA FIT IN. :bigcry:

 

How long was she sick for?

 

I'm so behind in school, I got a few assignments a while back but really nothing.

What's nice is I hate all my classes this semester. :awesome:

 

WORK IS A POINTY WORD, AND THAT'S FOR A REASON: IT HURTS.

I'm full of knowledge, I should write a book.

I'm playing hooky. :charming:

My dad asked me why I'm home early. And I lied. :sad:

Kelsie, why must you live life in such a fast lane?

I have never skipped a class. :cool3:

I'm hardcore. There's no stopping me now.

Crest, make me a sandwich :nice:

The beluga pressured me into it, it's not my fault I give into peer pressure from things that swim. :disappointed: I JUST WANNA FIT IN. :bigcry:

 

How long was she sick for?

 

I'm so behind in school, I got a few assignments a while back but really nothing.

What's nice is I hate all my classes this semester. :awesome:

 

WORK IS A POINTY WORD, AND THAT'S FOR A REASON: IT HURTS.

I'm full of knowledge, I should write a book.

i'm amazed it didn't pressure you into something more water based....like the sea :thinking:

 

She was out for more than a week.

I'm still on holidays and fucking bored. I've been off for nearly three weeks.

 

 

 

WORK *jab jab*

you ooze knowledge :awesome:

Crest, make me a sandwich :nice:

 

Nono, you said it wrong. What you meant to say was:

 

WOMAN, MAKE ME A SAMMITCH.

I'm hardcore. There's no stopping me now.

 

I have no idea what my core is like, there could be plenty of stopping me.

 

Crest, make me a sandwich :nice:

 

WILLYUCK, COOK ME A BARBEQUE AND THEN BUILD A HOUSE.

 

i'm amazed it didn't pressure you into something more water based....like the sea :thinking:

 

She was out for more than a week.

I'm still on holidays and fucking bored. I've been off for nearly three weeks.

 

 

 

WORK *jab jab*

you ooze knowledge :awesome:

It still wanted to take things slow. :disappointed:

 

Missing school is way better than going to school. :awesome:

 

*JAB* *JAB* I is smrt.

VIOLENT SHARKS.

OMG WHERE!? I'M NOT READY TO DIE. :bigcry:

Having a tea party with the belugas.

Nono, you said it wrong. What you meant to say was:

 

WOMAN, MAKE ME A SAMMITCH.

 

Sorry, I don't listen to what females has to say :charming:

 

WILLYUCK, COOK ME A BARBEQUE AND THEN BUILD A HOUSE.

 

Willyuck? :disappointed:

Yes, it's the opposite of Willyum.

FAKE PLASTIC WILLY

KELSIE'S MELONS.

MELONS :wideeyed:

 

 

*drools*

 

SQUARE MELONS:

 

BLASPHEMY

HEART MELON?