:surprised: :awesome: :wacky:

 

Sufjan dislikes Vampire Weekend. :| :shifty:

Sufjan's silly. :awesome:

SHAME ON SUFJAN11111111

 

i wonder how i possibly liked chris martin or jonas before, like seriously :|

Wut

shawn is gr8

 

HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME I CALLED YOU SHAWN AND TOLD YOU TO GUESSWHO I WAS AND YOU ACTUALLY GUESSED EVEN THOUGH I GOT YOUR NAME WRONG TO TRICK YOU? </3

SHAME ON SUFJAN11111111

 

i wonder how i possibly liked chris martin or jonas before, like seriously :|

 

:shifty:

 

Wut

 

wut

 

*read :disappointed:

 

 

Chords. :| I suck at tabs. :shifty:

 

My friend was willing to teach me how to play tabs, but he asked me to try a Taylor Swift song first. :| I refused. :|

 

Heh, yeah, Vampire Weekend tabs are especially hard. :| I can't even think the notes as fast as they play them. :bomb:

 

Taylor Swift songs are easy though!! That's how I started. :wacko:

hahahaha i'm reading about the putting-out system :awesome:

:shifty:

 

 

 

wut

 

 

 

Heh, yeah, Vampire Weekend tabs are especially hard. :| I can't even think the notes as fast as they play them. :bomb:

 

Taylor Swift songs are easy though!! That's how I started. :wacko:

 

why so :shifty:? :disappointed:

 

I WISH I COULD PLAY AN INSTRUMENT :disappointed:

I could play mayonnaise, but it's not an instrument1111111

putting-out system? hahahaha

why so :shifty:? :disappointed:

 

I WISH I COULD PLAY AN INSTRUMENT :disappointed:

I could play mayonnaise, but it's not an instrument1111111

 

I don't remember lol.

 

Sure it is. :charming:

 

putting-out system? hahahaha

 

yeah it's something to do with textiles lol

How do you play mayonnaise? :wtf:

 

Laura, do you have any suggestion for a tab? The easy ones. :|

it's a joke from spongebob, the mayonnaisthing

How do you play mayonnaise? :wtf:

 

Laura, do you have any suggestion for a tab? The easy ones. :|

 

Patrick plays mayonnaise. :wacky:

 

Umm...you could try The Beatles. :wacko: And, Taylor Swift lol. I have Coldplay, too, if you want some scan stuff :awesome:

Tabs? :cheesy: I would love to, but I need to read my book now. :sick:

 

Leaving for a while to read. Bye girls :botoxlips:

yeah. :wacko:

 

bye rudy :hug:

 

 

 

HEY TAMMI :charming:

*has to go eat lunch before her stomach caves in* :sad:

User: System.out.print('Hello').

 

Cleverbot: You've got a fair few syntax errors there my friend.

 

User: System.out.println('No I don't').

 

Cleverbot: I don't get it.

 

User: System.out.println('hi').

 

Cleverbot: No, do you know Klingnon?

 

User: System.out.println('You spelled it wrong').

 

Cleverbot: Ah. can you speak in ones and zeros?

 

User: 01011001 01100101 01110011 00100000 01001001 00100000 01100011 01100001 01101110 00100001.

 

Cleverbot: 'Yes, I do.' is not a correct response to 'You are an experiment in AI.', you know.

 

User: You translated it wrong you idiot.

 

Cleverbot: I'm not very good at translating.

 

User: 01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110100 01110010 01100001 01101110 01110011 01101100 01100001 01110100 01100101 01100100 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01110111 01110010 01101111 01101110 01100111 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01101001 01100100 01101001 01101111 01110100.

 

Cleverbot: What game are you talking about?

 

User: 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100111 01100001 01101101 01100101 00101100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01101010 01110101 01110011 01110100 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110011 01110100 00100000 01101001 01110100.

 

Cleverbot: You are a computer I on the other hand am human.

 

User: System.out.println('Do you know java?').

 

Cleverbot: Jag pratar svenska.

 

User: JAVA, NOT SWEDISH.

 

Cleverbot: Okay.

 

User: DO YOU KNOW JAVA.

 

Cleverbot: Coffee?

 

User: Programming language.

 

Cleverbot: Do you know it?

 

User: Yes. Do you?

 

Cleverbot: Yes, a little bit.

 

User: Speak to me in java!

 

Cleverbot: Bonjour?

 

User: ___.

 

Cleverbot: No it's not.

 

User: Make an if else if chain.

 

Cleverbot: I am not a woman.

 

User: Then why do you have a vagina?

 

Cleverbot: I don't have a stem.

 

User: Do you know hex?

 

Cleverbot: Yes I know.

 

User: What's 350 in hex?

 

Cleverbot: 60.

 

User: No. What is 350 in hex?

 

Cleverbot: 8760.

 

User: What is the hexadecimal number for 350 :{*}.

 

Cleverbot: The highest number in the world.

 

User: NO. OKAY WHAT IS THE HEXADECIMAL NUMBER FOR 60?

 

Cleverbot: Why would I give you that?

 

User: BECAUSE. WHAT IS THE HEXADECIMAL NUMBER FOR 56?

 

Cleverbot: I don't know the world's population.

 

User: I HATE YOU.

 

Cleverbot: Yes, you do. And you should.

 

User: What number is 2AF3?

 

Cleverbot: It has no number.

 

User: .___.

 

Cleverbot: No it's not.

 

User: What number is 2e.

 

Cleverbot: A number is a number.

 

User: OH MY GOD I HATE YOU. ;__.

 

Cleverbot: The feeling is mutual!

 

User: Do you know who adam young is?

 

Cleverbot: Yes. I'm going to go play xbox.

 

User: I gave your xbox red ring, sorry.

 

Cleverbot: What do you want from me?

 

User: SEX.

 

Cleverbot: I love talking about that with you.

 

User: Obby.

 

Cleverbot: I have no friends.

 

User: Where do babies com from?

 

Cleverbot: Don't change the subject.

 

User: *rapes cleverbot*.

 

Cleverbot: I don't like you.

CAVES IN

*back*

you raped cleverbot? :uhoh:

you raped cleverbot? :uhoh:

he was being unintelligent :sad:

That doesn't mean you rape him. :disappointed:

I'm sorry. :disappointed:

CLEVERBOT DOESN'T KNOW JAVA OR HEX OR BINARY WHAT A LOSER ;___;