thats what they all say Laura... :dozey:

:wink3:

 

Crests, you need to express your true love for Laura

Sorry Laura, but I'm only gay for Imke. :blush:

I'm gay for no one

im only gay for men :charming:

I gotta go bye

buhwhy shannnyyyy :kiss: :charming:

Are you ever straight for girls nick? :dozey:

thats what they all say Laura... :dozey:

 

shane not all of us can go out and find a fre-nevermind. crests more stories please?

Are you ever straight for girls nick? :dozey:

 

only one :nice:

but i was told if i speak of her, you'll leave :\

only one :nice:

but i was told if i speak of her, you'll leave :\

 

i wanna hear! :D!

Laura, I have rue love for you!

 

okay! :cheesy:

*findsa more mlias*

only one :nice:

but i was told if i speak of her, you'll leave :\

 

Only one? :shocked2:

Today, I heard a sexual term used that I was unfamiliar with, but I pretended I knew what it meant. When I got home I looked it up on Urban Dictionary. Now I know what it means. MLIA.

Today, my little brother asked me what "porn" is. Not wanting to tell him the truth, I immediately told him it was the abbreviation of "popcorn". Later at night he told my parents that he wanted to watch a movie with porn. MLIA

okay, maybe a lot more than one :P

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. I tried flirting with the officer to get him to lower my ticket. If I was a girl, I think this would have worked much better. MLIA

Today, our guest speaker at school gave out pens that "never write lies". I decided to test it out and wrote "2+2=". As I was writing "5", the pen stopped working. MLIA

Today, while eating M&M's I found a purple M&M in my bag. I'm onto you, red and blue. MLIA.

 

:P

LOL night guys! :D

Today a guy in my history class said he couldn't take the test because he was suffering from sexual exhaustion. Without looking up from her desk, the teacher said, "That's ok, just use the other hand." MLIA :lol:

goodnight laura :nice::hug:

NIGHT!

Today, my little brother asked me what "porn" is. Not wanting to tell him the truth, I immediately told him it was the abbreviation of "popcorn". Later at night he told my parents that he wanted to watch a movie with porn. MLIA

 

I almost spit out my bowl of cereal reading this. :awesome:

Goodnight Laura :heart: