Today, my mom called me a "son of a bitch". I laughed at the irony. She didn't get it. MLIA

 

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

:lol:

Very nice Shane :lol:

That one is probably the best one Kelsie :P

Today , I went to the new Harry Potter movie with a friend . At the part where Dumbledore died , a man close to the front row yelled "NO!" and ran out the emergency exit door . It made my day . MLIA .

:nice:

Today, I received my passport in the mail. I checked the birthdate. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the correct day for 16 years. MLIA

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

Today, the whole world came crashing down on me, so I got some tape and stuck the map back onto the wall. MLIA

 

:facepalm:

Hey Crests!!! Laura just PMed me and came out of the closet for you!!! :o

Today, my boss passed me in the hall at work and asked me "Do you have a sec?". I was trying to be flippant and replied "I have tons of secs". We both pretended I didn't say that. MLIA.

 

LLOL>OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOlo :laugh1:

LOL

Laura! You meanie :bigcry: :lol:

Methinks Cresty is spamming. :uhoh: :sneaky: :dozey:

Today I realized that my daughters have bigger boobs than me. It's okay though because I'm their Dad. MLIA.

 

:LOL:

Today, my boss passed me in the hall at work and asked me "Do you have a sec?". I was trying to be flippant and replied "I have tons of secs". We both pretended I didn't say that. MLIA.

 

LLOL>OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOlo :laugh1:

 

 

:lol: That should be fml. :awesome:

oh yeah, Laura came out for Kelsie too :o

:whistle: What would make you think that? :rolleyes:

i cant think at all right now :dead:

so many different stories at once :dead:

oh yeah, Laura came out for Kelsie too :o

 

came out of what? :wtf:

came out of what? :wtf:

 

of the closet

 

in a lesbo way :lol:

Shane, did you ever find that picture? :uhoh:

show it to me now :nice: please

shane, did you enjoy your pie?

of the closet

 

in a lesbo way :lol:

 

i'm not les :bigcry: i wuv mah mudkip :charming: :lol:

 

EDIT_ LOL LOLOLL

:wink3:

Yesss, he hasn't found it. :sneaky: