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Business Poetry, by Crests & Léoðwyrhta

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That is why it is business poetry :wacky:

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I <3 you two too much :wacky:

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ok I seriously don't know why it's called "business poetry" :lol:

 

where did you get that idea? I love it even though I don't maybe understand :uhoh2:

I'm too impatient to read your long poems. :shame:

I <3 you too Ivet, kinda :kiss:

 

I don't remember :uhoh:

 

less talking, more poetalking!

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I <3 you two too much :wacky:

 

:kiss:

 

I'm too impatient to read your long poems. :shame:

 

hahahaha.......... that's what I thought :uhoh:

 

*takes a break*

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I <3 you too Ivet, kinda :kiss:

 

I don't remember :uhoh:

 

less talking, more poetalking!

 

ummmmmm.....

hummmmmmm

 

:sleep:

I think we are too tired,

we can only rhyme with our brains wired. :sleepy:

Cresty, why you kinda love me?

my affection for you is grand

so much i wrote a song for you with my.... :uhoh: band...

 

So mysterious and sweet

You post total is to beat!

Wacky and at times annoying

You make my heart sing!!!

 

 

:blush:!!!!

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I was rhyming umm and humm!

You should be proud of me like a nun

for this rhyming matches none! :cheesy:

Now I'm just a lazy bum :homeless:

I want to write a poem about my font, but I suck at rhyming. :disappointed:

Cresty, why you kinda love me?

my affection for you is grand

so much i wrote a song for you with my.... :uhoh: band...

 

So mysterious and sweet

You post total is to beat!

Wacky and at times annoying

You make my heart sing!!!

 

 

:blush:!!!!

 

I kinda kinda REALLY love you,

how romantic, the way you view

me as annoying and all those other things,

I will buy you many facncy rings :blush:

 

I was rhyming umm and humm!

You should be proud of me like a nun

for this rhyming matches none! :cheesy:

Now I'm just a lazy bum :homeless:

 

Run, Eric run,

come up with a silly pun,

or something, but you need fun,

in your rhymes or you will have a ton,

of little boys claiming to be your son,

and you will bake in the sun,

and your poetry will be reduced to none.

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oh my little bitty dear!

what a happenstance so queer

I would be a bad fake father I fear

for there is not much room here!

I'll just sell my kids for silver! :cheesy:

damn crests you're good at rhyming

im not, my mind is winding

running in circles and circles

maybe i'll find a few words worth reading...

Once upon a time

I tried to make a rhyme

so I could make a dime

and buy a lime

but I couldn't rhyme for slime

so I committed a crime.

THE END

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Ivet, I am so proud

You sounded very good

I will proclaim very loud

You should be a rappa in da hood

:crown:

I failed to make eric proud. :bigcry:

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Once upon a time

I tried to make a rhyme

so I could make a dime

and buy a lime

but I couldn't rhyme for slime

so I committed a crime.

THE END

 

kelsie..... well.... you fail

but we won't put you in jail

because you tried like a snail

I'm just kidding, I'm so VERY surprised

to see the beauty that inside you lies

and comes out in giant pink guise

it takes ability to write such a reprise

I'm so glad I made you proud

and yes my font is very loud

like a very noisy crowd

but I need to practice more

or else my poems will be a bore

writing this feels like a chore

I need to go to the store

and buy a door

...okay my poem is making you snore

so I'll say nothing more.

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hahaha haha haha

hoohoohoo hoo hoohoo

hehehe hehe hehe

that one made me oh so happy

that one made me laugh like a girly

You are full of funny goo

I would call myself a foo!

in comparison to you

You took that one very far

All the way maybe to a car

I could not do that, it's hard.

How very funny

to make a mockery of my poetry

very thought-provoking I found it to be.

It's nothing to laugh at

like an lolcat

wearing a funny hat.

I put my heart and soul into it

you're so full of wit

on me you might as well spit.

 

:nice:

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your poem is so primo

but it makes me think we're emo

 

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random:

 

LOLcat.jpg

 

I didn't mean to make you think that

I'm definitely not an emo cat

I can make my poems more happy

but they'll still be pretty crappy.

:braces:

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i must go, like a cat

that must sleep and eat some fat

or i will pee on a mat

and I'll put kitty litter in your bat

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