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Business Poetry, by Crests & Léoðwyrhta

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now I am in your sig:awesome:

this makes me so big

not in a physical way

just as big as rain in may

if you were a big bird

big wouldn't even be a word

it would be a sound

coming from a creature on the ground

if you were a small bird

small wouldn't even be a word

it would be a sound

coming from a creature on the ground

if you were a nice bird

nice wouldn't even be a word

it would be a sound

coming from a creature on the ground

if you were a pretty bird

pretty wouldn't even be a word

it would be a sound

coming from a creature on the ground

if you were a big word

big wouldn't even be a bird

it would be a ground

coming from a creature on the sound

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birds go flying at the speed of sound

to show you how it all began

birds came flying from the underground

to rape chris martin while they can :sick:

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I once heard a bird

It was using dirty words

it said BLEEP and TWEET and MEEP

it was censored by the elite

but I never heard the bird say rape

until I fed this bird a grape

and then it said great golden gates!

oh no heavens can wait!

I'm going to hell for the devil's rape! :sick:

so it depends on what you feed the bird

to make it remember the correct word?

if I feed a bird cheese

it pees

if I feed a bird bread

it will be dead

and if I feed a bird a word

it will finally become a real bird

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if you feed a bird rice

it will turn into a lice

if you feed a bird a dove

it will become the epitome of love

even though it's a cannibal

you can feed it another animal

and it well become what that is

or if you feed a bird some fizz

it will find someone to kiss

no one can explain this

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if you feed a bird a duck,

 

it will turn into a man named chuck

 

But if you feed a bird a hooker

 

the bird will turn into another hooker

what if I feed a hooker a duck?

would he find someone to fuck?

or would it turn the hooker into a bird?

because duck is just a specific word?

for bird

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if you fed a hooker a duck

they would not ask you for a buck

because that hooker would be very pleased

and they'd allow you to have them squeezed

into the space they have leased :kiss:

if you fed a hooker a duck

they would not ask you for a buck

because that hooker would be very pleased

and they'd allow you to have them squeezed

into the space they have leased :kiss:

 

:lol:

THE RHYMES IN THIS POEM ARE ZERO

EMILY YOUR POEM IS MY HERO

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invitations are your method of elimination

they allow you to eliminate explanations

for why friends cannot co-dwell in habitations

you did not get my indication?

so it is time for your eradication

I don't know the meaning of eradication

so this is an invitation for the explanation of the word eradication

 

I should go to bed and sleep

but who am I telling this?

I should tell it to a bird

MEEP

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eradication means to get rid of something lol....

 

I don't feel like rhyming that omg I'm so lazy a;lfdjalk

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you are welcome my FRIEND.

 

haha... why did that dumb sentence make me laugh?

omg I am so lazy.

 

too qrite a rhyme now would make me go crazy

It's weird how your creativity comes out in different ways,

Especially if you've been off college for a couple of days. :lol:

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