November 13, 200916 yr You two brighten the darkest days, With your crazy poetry maze, It must be the worlds new craze, I’m hoping that this isn’t just a faze. Some may think you're completely crazy, I just think those peple are too lazy, to make up such a touching rhyme, or maybe they just don't have the time. My poetry lacks any heartfelt words, so I leave it up to you poem nerds, to write a better song than me, Too be honest, it should be easy.
November 13, 200916 yr Luckily for you, you are correct, I am not turning you in like you would expect. Your unicow explained to me, the way everything just so happens to be and he has retreated into his den ...NO WAIT! HE'S TOUCHING ME AGAIN!! Hello I am a policeman from the force, I’ll protect you from this unicow of course, I don’t believe it should be allowed, To be released into a public crowd, I'll make sure it's a long sentence he serves, But I suppose he’s better than some of these Coldplay perves…:P
November 13, 200916 yr My font as you can see is smaller because I'm much too tired to holler so I hope you're able to read this because it's something you don't want to miss I once had a cute little ferret and a bird which wasn't a parrot and a cute little hamster named Matt but the bird was eaten by my cat and my hamster was eaten by the ferret who then ran away; and I couldn't bear it any longer nothing could be wronger than having pets who eat each other. (true story)
November 13, 200916 yr One day Crests went walking in the rain, As she turned a corner she heard something down the lane Crests tried to listen very hard, “I think the noise is coming from my back yard!” She ran down the path towards her house Snuck around the back, quiet as a mouse, She peered around the corner and before her eyes, Saw something that brought her great surprise, Crests said “what the hell is going on here?!” And as she looked around she recoiled in fear, There were just some of her Coldplaying mates, They were climbing the walls and over the gates. Paul was in the corner singing “The Bends” Along with the rest of his Radiohead friends. Mark was sitting making up jokes, Ren was trying to impress all the blokes, Eric was making a up poem about… ham Emily was there serving out Cresty Spam, Kelsie said “Hey, can I have some milk with that?” It turns out she really was a cat. Alyssa threw a taco but it was a near miss, Shane jumped about and gave Laura a kiss, As everyone gathered together into a crowd, Stephan yelled “GLOCKENSPIEL!” a bit too loud. It needs a ending but I can't think of one :lol:
November 13, 200916 yr the end could be: Julia, the moderator, made everyone proud :wacky: this is so creative
November 13, 200916 yr One day Crests went walking in the rain, As she turned a corner she heard something down the lane Crests tried to listen very hard, “I think the noise is coming from my back yard!” She ran down the path towards her house Snuck around the back, quiet as a mouse, She peered around the corner and before her eyes, Saw something that brought her great surprise, Crests said “what the hell is going on here?!” And as she looked around she recoiled in fear, There were just some of her Coldplaying mates, They were climbing the walls and over the gates. Paul was in the corner singing “The Bends” Along with the rest of his Radiohead friends. Mark was sitting making up jokes, Ren was trying to impress all the blokes, Eric was making a up poem about… ham Emily was there serving out Cresty Spam, Kelsie said “Hey, can I have some milk with that?” It turns out she really was a cat. Alyssa threw a taco but it was a near miss, Shane jumped about and gave Laura a kiss, As everyone gathered together into a crowd, Stephan yelled “GLOCKENSPIEL!” a bit too loud. It needs a ending but I can't think of one :lol: OK I've written a bit more.... :P “What are you all doing here in the pouring rain?” Crests repeated herself again “We came to say Hi and give you your surprise!” Said a man wearing a mysterious disguise. “I‘m sorry“ she said “But who are you?” She didn’t recognise the man, he must be new. He grinned and removed the disguise with his hand, “You know me….. I’m Jonny Buckland.” Crests was in shock, she couldn‘t speak, The Coldplayers cheered and stamped their feet. As Jonny picked up his guitar and started to play, Chris Martin jumped out and pushed him out the way. “We know all about you Crests” he said with a smile “We’ve watched you on Coldplaying for quite a while” Jonny picked himself up and looked at Chris as if to say, “Don’t say that, you’ll scare her away!” Still needs finishing.... :thinking:
November 13, 200916 yr One day Crests went walking in the rain, As she turned a corner she heard something down the lane Crests tried to listen very hard, “I think the noise is coming from my back yard!” She ran down the path towards her house Snuck around the back, quiet as a mouse, She peered around the corner and before her eyes, Saw something that brought her great surprise, Crests said “what the hell is going on here?!” And as she looked around she recoiled in fear, There were just some of her Coldplaying mates, They were climbing the walls and over the gates. Paul was in the corner singing “The Bends” Along with the rest of his Radiohead friends. Mark was sitting making up jokes, Ren was trying to impress all the blokes, Eric was making a up poem about… ham Emily was there serving out Cresty Spam, Kelsie said “Hey, can I have some milk with that?” It turns out she really was a cat. Alyssa threw a taco but it was a near miss, Shane jumped about and gave Laura a kiss, As everyone gathered together into a crowd, Stephan yelled “GLOCKENSPIEL!” a bit too loud. It needs a ending but I can't think of one :lol: hahahahha
November 13, 200916 yr this is gonna be a popular thread rhyming in our spam So everyone, go ahead! Dance and eat some lamb! it's a party on Coldplaying Kids are dancing and singing everywhere!
November 13, 200916 yr kids are pervs it gets on my nerves I am glad I am not like that otherwise I'd drive others mad that was bad
November 13, 200916 yr Author One day Crests went walking in the rain, As she turned a corner she heard something down the lane Crests tried to listen very hard, “I think the noise is coming from my back yard!” She ran down the path towards her house Snuck around the back, quiet as a mouse, She peered around the corner and before her eyes, Saw something that brought her great surprise, Crests said “what the hell is going on here?!” And as she looked around she recoiled in fear, There were just some of her Coldplaying mates, They were climbing the walls and over the gates. Paul was in the corner singing “The Bends” Along with the rest of his Radiohead friends. Mark was sitting making up jokes, Ren was trying to impress all the blokes, Eric was making a up poem about… ham Emily was there serving out Cresty Spam, Kelsie said “Hey, can I have some milk with that?” It turns out she really was a cat. Alyssa threw a taco but it was a near miss, Shane jumped about and gave Laura a kiss, As everyone gathered together into a crowd, Stephan yelled “GLOCKENSPIEL!” a bit too loud. It needs a ending but I can't think of one :lol: OK I've written a bit more.... :P “What are you all doing here in the pouring rain?” Crests repeated herself again “We came to say Hi and give you your surprise!” Said a man wearing a mysterious disguise. “I‘m sorry“ she said “But who are you?” She didn’t recognise the man, he must be new. He grinned and removed the disguise with his hand, “You know me….. I’m Jonny Buckland.” Crests was in shock, she couldn‘t speak, The Coldplayers cheered and stamped their feet. As Jonny picked up his guitar and started to play, Chris Martin jumped out and pushed him out the way. “We know all about you Crests” he said with a smile “We’ve watched you on Coldplaying for quite a while” Jonny picked himself up and looked at Chris as if to say, “Don’t say that, you’ll scare her away!” Still needs finishing.... :thinking: :blush: crests will be so happy! that's really cute :nice: :mad: NO THIS POST DOESN'T RHYME LOSERS!!
November 13, 200916 yr Hey Joe I wonder where you go with that gun in your hand hey Joe I wonder where you go with that gun in your hand the most depressing poem I have ever written Is about a german word called "Fritten" oh shit that made me laugh so hard like...seriously
November 13, 200916 yr Author want to know the truth? ...... .,. jkals this really made me LOL after about a minute of just....... "..........what the heck?.............." poetry is the new spam just like jam is the new ham
November 13, 200916 yr I must admit I also like that bit it came out of my head like lazy people get out of their bed
November 13, 200916 yr Author lazy people push up from bed in case inner inklings inquire food instead of devolving into a decrepit dead or dire dreams deriving devils dillusioned in their head :uhoh:
November 13, 200916 yr holy shit I suck at that bit I need to look up some words it is like talking to birds I suck tonight in my poetry there is no light
November 13, 200916 yr Author I need to look up some words it is like talking to birds :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:
November 13, 200916 yr Author I guess I should reply My posts are very shy for I dare not rely on my untalented eye to tell me just why I should work hard or try to be super poetry guy
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