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Damn, this place is boring today.

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Well, Lochness is over there as well, as are many spiders, snakes, &, jellyfish. Quick run!

 

(By this point, you should all be so scared, you've did a little bit of wee.)

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I'm afraid of people named William.

I'm afraid of people named William.

 

:disappointed:

 

Then i'm afriad of persons named ceolsige :snobby:

I'm afraid of loch-ness

 

2314395176_5fd81236c8.jpg :thinking:

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Well, Lochness is over there as well, as are many spiders, snakes, &, jellyfish. Quick run!

 

(By this point, you should all be so scared, you've did a little bit of wee.)

 

That sounds more like "I'm a celebrity..." :uhoh:

 

Oh no... :wreck:

Does that mean Katie Price is nearby? :bigcry:

:disappointed:

 

Then i'm afriad of persons named ceolsige :snobby:

 

ceolsige isn't my name. :smug:

ceolsige isn't my name. :smug:

 

Dammit :disappointed:

That sounds more like "I'm a celebrity..." :uhoh:

 

Oh no... :wreck:

Does that mean Katie Price is nearby? :bigcry:

 

No, but her bosoms aren't far off. They're taking a holiday to get away from her.

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No, but her bosoms aren't far off. They're taking a holiday to get away from her.

 

You mean they've migrated south? :wacko:

You mean they've migrated south? :wacko:

 

Yeah. She does look a bit like she's trying to smuggle 2 bald men through customs. "I'll just hide these bald chaps up my top!"

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Yeah. She does look a bit like she's trying to smuggle 2 bald men through customs. "I'll just hide these bald chaps up my top!"

 

Thank you for that beautiful analogy. :lol:

I will now picture that whenever I see her parading infront of the cameras trying not to be photographed. :kiss:

I wish I could pretend as though I had any idea who ya'll are talking about.

Yeah. She does look a bit like she's trying to smuggle 2 bald men through customs. "I'll just hide these bald chaps up my top!"

 

With giant nipples on top of their heads :rolleyes:

With giant nipples on top of their heads :rolleyes:

 

Yeah, but that's nothing to laugh about. "Nipple-Head" is a serious, and fictional condition.

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I wish I could pretend as though I had any idea who ya'll are talking about.

 

Only this peice of hot stuff :awesome:

 

Jordan-katie-price-boobs1.jpg

 

:sick: :sick: :sick:

Erm... wow. :freak:

American celebrities are much worse though. :dead:

Only this peice of hot stuff :awesome:

 

Jordan-katie-price-boobs1.jpg

 

:sick: :sick: :sick:

 

Wooot! Wooooo! Foxy! :wink3:

 

(Not actual feelings)

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