I'm not saying you have anything to do with it.

:shame:

 

BRB. :D

The Malaysian flag is similar to the US flag. :awesome:

Voluntary Response Bias. :charming:

:uhoh:

What?

:blank:

:kiss:

:lips:

hi Rode-o.

Ruds!

Jokes With Realistic Endings

 

What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

One is of the genus canis, the other is of the genus vulpis

 

 

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella around?

In case it should rain.

 

 

 

 

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says.

"Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear.

"I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

 

 

 

 

The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, what'll ya have, Pope? But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

 

 

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

A Jew is a person adhering to the Jewish faith and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, usually circular bread covered with tomato sauce and cheese with optional garnishes.

 

 

 

 

How do you confuse a blonde?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her

 

 

A duck walks into a bar...

Animal control is promptly called, the duck is then taken to a near by park and released.

 

 

 

 

A chicken begins crossing the street and is hit by several fast moving metal boxes with wheels.

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Funny right?

Or is it funny left?

O that's a knee slapper! *slaps elbow*

What do you call a man with no arms?

A man with no arms.

^ .

^ .

Yeah. :blank: