<3

^lolwat-

 

 

:lol:

 

Okay, I'm going to bed.

ROFLMAO ^

Notion.

RUDZY-O

Your butt is wide, well mine is too

Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you

The word is out, better treat me right

'Cause I'm the king of cellulite

Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

 

My zippers bust, my buckles break

I'm too much man for you to take

The pavement cracks when I fall down

I've got more chins than Chinatown

 

Well, I've never used a phone booth

And I've never seen my toes

When I'm goin' to the movies

I take up seven rows

 

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sham on

(Fat, fat, really really fat)

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it

(Fat, fat, really really fat)

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know

(Fat, fat, really really fat)

Don't you call me pudgy, portly or stout

Just now tell me once again who's fat

 

When I walk out to get my mail

It measures on the Richter scale

Down at the beach I'm a lucky man

I'm the only one who gets a tan

If I have one more pie a la mode

I'm gonna need my own zip code

 

When you're only having seconds

I'm having twenty-thirds

When I go to get my shoes shined

I gotta take their word

 

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone

(Fat, fat, really really fat)

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it

(Fat, fat, really really fat)

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it you know

(Fat, fat, really really fat)

And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds

Lemme tell you once again who's fat

 

If you see me comin' your way

Better give me plenty space

If I tell you that I'm hungry

Then won't you feed my face

 

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone

(Fat, fat, really really fat)

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it

(Fat, fat, really really fat)

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know

(Fat, fat, really really fat)

Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house

I really sit around the house

 

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on

(Fat, fat, really really fat)

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it

(Fat, fat, really really fat)

You know, you know, you know, come on

(Fat, fat, really really fat)

And you know all by myself I'm a crowd

Lemme tell you once again

 

You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it

(Fat, fat, really really fat)

You know I'm fat, you know, hoo

(Fat, fat, really really fat)

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know

(Fat, fat, really really fat)

And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud

Just tell me once again who's fat

 

:awesome:

:wtf:

I'm fat :fatty:

okay then :wtf: good luck with that

Papaya dude, seriously, go away :sick:

:lol:

:wacko:

Fruit.

Has Rudy cheered up yet? :thinking:

^ He has mood swings. Sometimes we need to bump this thread.

Donde esta el rudyo?

HAI. :cheesy:

BAI

Rudeh i iz sleepeh.

:dozey:

DOZEY