You're banned because you reached 10,000 posts the other day

You're banned because you didn't.

You're banned because you have such an awesome avatar

You're banned because your avatar is Chris :wacky:

You're banned because your avatar consists of 4 Coldplay albums

You're banned because you are female.

You're banned because you're online

You're banned because you are posting here

You're banned because you are feeling fine

You're banned because your mood is blank

You're banned because you're right

You're banned because I was instructed to ban you.

You're banned because you can't ban me

You're banned because you're spammy

You're banned because there isn't a period at the end of your sentence.

You're banned because your location says that you are behind the drapes

You're banned because you joined in June

You're banned because your location does not.

You're banned because you post too much

you're banned because it was one of the worst bannings of ALL TIME

 

 

TOTALLY DIDN'T READ THE RULES JUST POSTED YEAH...

You are banned because you joined in August 2008

You're banned because I just don't give a damn

You're banned because I'm powerful.

You're banned because you are a post whore

You're banned because you posted before me