Penis photo posters seized by police in Lewes

 

Several posters have appeared in Lewes over the past two weeks

A person who put up enlarged photographs of male private parts around a town in Sussex is being sought by police.

Several large images of a man's penis with a yellow bow tied around it have been taken down from car parks and places close to schools in Lewes.

Sussex police have interviewed people at offices close to where the A3 and A4-sized images were found.

The posters have also been sent off for fingerprint analysis.

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"If this is a self-portrait the artist won't be in a hurry to be identified”

 

Sussex Police spokesman

 

 

The force is also investigating whether it is some sort of protest, as a number of the images included a caption which read: "Fees set to rise later this year."

A Sussex Police spokesman said: "We are aware of these posters and a local PCSO [Police Community Support Officer] has removed a few, but we have not received any formal complaints.

"However, we are concerned that the posters have appeared quite close to local schools and they may well cause offence or distress.

"However, from what we've seen, if this is a self-portrait, the artist won't be in a hurry to be identified."

What if they need to hold an "identity" parade?:rolleyes:

"However, from what we've seen, if this is a self-portrait, the artist won't be in a hurry to be identified."

 

ahahahaha are they implying that it's tiny? :P

Sussex Police have now put out an APB (All Penis Bulletin).

The public are being warned not to approach as it is believed to be "armed and extremely dangerous"............................... :rolleyes:

Crests, I love you. :laugh3:

I dread to think what the "Wanted" posters might look like................................. :stunned:

:wreck:

I dread to think what the "Wanted" posters might look like................................. :stunned:

 

they'd just use a picture of matt bellamy

ZING

Let's hope the police don't cock it up............................ :rolleyes: