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The Couch

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Although I'm not religious I did like something that I read once (although I can't remember where) which said that in hell everybody is sat around a feast and were forced to eat with 20metre chopsticks, and as they tried to raise them to their mouths the food fell.

 

In heaven the situation was exactly the same but they fed each other. I thought that was a rather nice analogy.

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Hahahahaha moo. :lol:

awww that's really nice

 

I am afraid I don't have skills with 20m chop sticks though:wacky:

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Hai. *Sits on the couch*

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You still here?

 

I fell asleep; and lost a lot of time that could have been used to study. Shit. :shifty:

 

How about you, how are you?

I'm here now. Went into town to hand my CV around. I wish there were jobs out there.

 

Sleep is good for you. Best not to rush studying. Keep it as organic as possible. Learn the basics of everything first so you have a solid ground, then look a little more in depth. Then if you do run out of time you will still be able to show some level of understanding. When are your exams?

hello couchers:awesome:

 

I want to relax here now....the printer at work and my new collegaue are annoying haha...:wacky:

oh a couch! :cheesy:

 

I had never stopped in here before because I always kept reading: "The Coach" and then I thought, what a coach for? :wtf:

Yes, welcome to the couch. Make yourself at home!

Hi Julia, how are you? What have your colleagues and the printer been up to?

Yes, welcome to the couch. Make yourself at home!

Hi Julia, how are you? What have your colleagues and the printer been up to?

 

Hey hey (my my) I am fine

And having another date with my water melon right now Haha. I fixed the printer but after some minutes the problem was back again. Then my colleague arrived and there were two problems. He is just annoying. The way he talks ah

What have you been up to?

Hey hey (my my) I am fine

And having another date with my water melon right now Haha. I fixed the printer but after some minutes the problem was back again. Then my colleague arrived and there were two problems. He is just annoying. The way he talks ah

What have you been up to?

 

Went into town. Bought a newspaper. Gave my CV around a few places but there's little work. Then came home and hung out :)

 

Think I'm playing football tonight. Though I've been thinking that all week and it still hasn't happened :/

 

Lucky water melon.

COUCOU

Went into town. Bought a newspaper. Gave my CV around a few places but there's little work. Then came home and hung out :)

 

Think I'm playing football tonight. Though I've been thinking that all week and it still hasn't happened :/

 

Lucky water melon.

 

What kind of newspaper? To look for jobs? I really hope you will find a job soon. I know how hard it is.

Aww hm well I am sure it will work this time. Don't know why but believe me Haha.

And the water melon wasn't that lucky since I ate it. I'd never do that with my honey melon though which should consider itself as more lucky thien;)

Hey jade:)

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Hey Greg and Julia!

 

Mm, something smells really good from where I sit. I think one of the back houses are baking something. :wacko:

 

I'm here now. Went into town to hand my CV around. I wish there were jobs out there.

 

Sleep is good for you. Best not to rush studying. Keep it as organic as possible. Learn the basics of everything first so you have a solid ground, then look a little more in depth. Then if you do run out of time you will still be able to show some level of understanding. When are your exams?

 

I hope you find a job soon. :wacko: What kind of jobs do you have in mind?

 

My exams are on the 27th of September... Rumour is, my year would be having 2 final exams; one school exam, the other set by the state government. Bah.

What kind of newspaper? To look for jobs? I really hope you will find a job soon. I know how hard it is.

Aww hm well I am sure it will work this time. Don't know why but believe me Haha.

And the water melon wasn't that lucky since I ate it. I'd never do that with my honey melon though which should consider itself as more lucky thien;)

Hey jade:)

 

The Guardian. A politically left-centre newspaper. I used to buy it at college but I usually read things online now so haven't bought it in a long time. Was nice to have a physical copy for once.

 

Well we will definitely be doing something, even if it isn't football. I am hoping it will be football though, I haven't played in quite a while and I am getting cravings for it.

 

I will be back at night though so as to continue The Regime™ and wake up early tomorrow. I can have a lie in on Saturday instead and then it will be off to watch The Rovers!

Hey Greg and Julia!

 

Mm, something smells really good from where I sit. I think one of the back houses are baking something. :wacko:

 

 

 

I hope you find a job soon. :wacko: What kind of jobs do you have in mind?

 

My exams are on the 27th of September... Rumour is, my year would be having 2 final exams; one school exam, the other set by the state government. Bah.

 

Hey! You should go investigate the smell and see if they will give you some of the food!

 

Well I want to travel Europe next summer so need money. It would be pointless starting a career if I'm going to do that, especially considering I'm still unsure of what I want to do. Any basic job will do for the time being. Office jobs, admin work, sales assistant.

 

Surely you will have been made aware if you have an exam from the state government so that you can prepare? Hopefully it won't be true.

Oh okay. :rolleyes:

Who you rolling your eyes at monkey?

 

Lyv didn't see me. :disappointed:

 

How are you Julia ? :wacko:

And Lyv. :charming:

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OMG I'M SO SORRY JADE. :shame: I must have missed you omg I'm so sorry. :freak:

 

HI JADE!

 

Hey! You should go investigate the smell and see if they will give you some of the food!

 

Well I want to travel Europe next summer so need money. It would be pointless starting a career if I'm going to do that, especially considering I'm still unsure of what I want to do. Any basic job will do for the time being. Office jobs, admin work, sales assistant.

 

Surely you will have been made aware if you have an exam from the state government so that you can prepare? Hopefully it won't be true.

 

It's nearly 11:30pm. :P

Now I feel hungry.

 

Oh yeah, I heard! I saw that thread actually. Couldn't say anything since I don't live in the Europe. But do you have an estimation of how much you need?

 

I know the state government is setting a paper for us to sit, but I'm not sure whether my school will also be setting our own paper; which makes 2 final exams. I hope it's not true because 2 finals would suck, especially for the science subjects. :bigcry:

Lyv. :awesome:

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Jade :hug:

 

How are yehhhh

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