so I went out for chinese food today with my family and I got this as my fortune . . ..

 

 

 

 

:wacky:

 

we all laughed hysterically for the next 10 minutes :nod:

 

what were the funniest fortunes you've ever seen? :wacko:

:lol:

 

 

I once got the exact same fortune in 2 different fortune cookies when I ordered Chinese food once.

"Help! I'm being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery"

OH MY GOD I DIDN'T THINK THEY ACTUALLY MADE THOSE EMMA

"Help! I'm being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery"

 

:lol:

 

:|

 

:bigcry:

 

...those poor Chinese people

Haha,

 

 

 

but yeah, they're kind of mocking the slave like labour they have in some parts over there :|

Lol terrible human rights.

 

 

I also found one written in german on the floor in school. There was English on the other side.

I left it in my old locker for future generations to find.

Haha,

 

 

 

but yeah, they're kind of mocking the slave like labour they have in some parts over there :|

Lol terrible human rights.

 

 

I also found one written in german on the floor in school. There was English on the other side.

I left it in my old locker for future generations to find.

 

I hope they're mocking :|

 

 

haha.

 

fortune cookies are funny sometimes... sometimes they make no sense at all or are ridiculous

once i got one telling me i was sexy D;

i think i was under 10 when i got it

pedo cookie

i made it ;)

i think i was under 10 when i got it

pedo cookie

Haha, I think that's my favourite one so far.