What about Bacon WITH Nutella? :charming:

 

americans

I don't think Americans are super obsessed with Nutella like Europe. We just prefer plain and simple chocolate.

I don't think Americans are super obsessed with Nutella like Europe. We just prefer plain and simple chocolate.

Yeah but you're obsessed with bacon

Nutella is wonderful, it goes great with anything :wacky:

Enjoy your fried pig ass

I'm not obsessed with bacon. I just like it.

'You' was referring to Americans

You're in America

 

Root for your own team damn it

Yeah but I wasn't born here so it kinda gives the right to make fun of things you guys do

I was born in England. But it's not like I'm all like PHUCK U AMERICA UR FAT

U S A

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U S A

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Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light

What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?

Whose broad stripes and bright stars thru the perilous fight,

O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?

And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air,

Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.

Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave

O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

 

On the shore, dimly seen through the mists of the deep,

Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes,

What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep,

As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?

Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam,

In full glory reflected now shines in the stream:

'Tis the star-spangled banner! Oh long may it wave

O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

 

And where is that band who so vauntingly swore

That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion,

A home and a country should leave us no more!

Their blood has washed out their foul footsteps' pollution.

No refuge could save the hireling and slave

From the terror of flight, or the gloom of the grave:

And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave

O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

 

Oh! thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand

Between their loved home and the war's desolation!

Blest with victory and peace, may the heav'n rescued land

Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation.

Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,

And this be our motto: "In God is our trust."

And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave

O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

Is that better

There you go

 

THIS IZ AMURCA MMKAY

 

WE SHOOT STUFF

 

WE HAVE A BLACK PRESIDENT SO WE'RE NOT RACIST

 

BUT WE STILL DONT LIKE RUSSIANS FOR SOME REASON

 

AMUURCA

I'm amazed at how infrequently we are able to notice each other's sarcasm. (Did that make grammatical sense? I don't know a better way to say that.)

 

Take a chill pill, I didn't mean it. Just because I don't like bacon doesn't mean I hate Americans. I love this country.

 

EDIT: Fuck you, are you playing mind games with me or something

I was born in England. But it's not like I'm all like PHUCK U AMERICA UR FAT

Well England is pretty fat too, so

Uhhh I get your sarcasm and I was building off of that with more sarcasm. You're confused.

 

*awkward*

Uhhh I get your sarcasm and I was building off of that with more sarcasm. You're confused.

 

*awkward*

Holy fuck I have never felt so dumb until I started talking to you.

You deserve an award

here

Aww it has my name on it :dazzled:

Holy fuck I have never felt so dumb until I started talking to you.

 

And you voted Nutella I see?

 

I believe my hypothesis---that the Nutella side is dumber than the bacon side---rings true.

 

*scribbles in notebook and scratches chin*

My hypothesis is that you suck and nobody likes you

But you like me. FOILED

Yes but I'm a nobody so :cry:

If you're a nobody then you can't form hypotheses

 

I win

If you're a dumbass that can't mentally grasp that a word can have both literal and figurative meanings, I win

What about Bacon WITH Nutella? :charming:

 

 

That is wrong on sooo many levels!!

If you're a dumbass that can't mentally grasp that a word can have both literal and figurative meanings, I win

 

I'm not. You're the self-admitted dumbass here, ma'am

 

lawl we're arguing

I'm not. You're the self-admitted dumbass here, ma'am

 

lawl we're arguing

Wow, it took you like an hour to come with a reply

 

WE'RE GETTING A DIVORCE

I WAS EATING OKAY I WAS SO HUNGRY