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Murray just got warned by the ref for cursing, lol. Tennis needs more cursing if you ask me. And guns.

LET'S GO, ANDY! GIVE IT TO 'EM. F*CK. *fistpump* *pees pants a little*

I might do it if I was the only one out there, and I had a rope attached to my middle with the other end tied to a steel beam indoors. But if I'm in line next to some obese person and their 8 fat children I'd save it for another day.

It was prescribed by Michael Jackson & Anna Nicole Smiths' doctors.

*Listens to "Let the Children Play" by Santana*

Aw come on now, it's not THAT gross! Just lay down a towel whenever you sit down on a leather chair, or else you'll stick. :D

True, maybe the God I believe in isn't a God by the standard definition most people would apply. But Government and God both tend to "externalize the conscience". Your conscience is that little voice in your head that tells you what's right and wrong. So religious people attribute that to God, and end up feeling like they "owe" something to the people who claim to represent God. Maybe it's your money, maybe it's your life. But at the root of all this is the "original sin", that you're an imperfect person because you have imperfect thoughts, and that you should feel guilt. But you're stuck in a sea of sinners! So by going to church and paying your dues, you are "the salt of the earth". On the government side, we have the same root sense of guilt - a sense of fellowship with society's downtrodden, and therefore you must pay taxes! But remember, you're the salt of the earth! Therefore, others don't have this same sense of kindness and philanthropy. So you must ensure they pay their taxes with FORCE. Point a gun at them. Or rather, threaten to. Of course, this is all very moral because the ends justify the means.

Hmm I'm a deist because I refuse to believe there isn't something that could be considered a "God" out there... but what it is, I haven't a clue. But organized religion is unhealthy, and I'm glad we're finally getting over that as a species. It was the cause of so many wars and mental illnesses. Maybe soon we'll also get over our irrational faith in government to solve our problems. God & Government go hand in hand.

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I recommend SCAD, it's in Savannah, Georgia and my friend is currently attending. I've visited him there and it's a great southern city.

And to make matters worse, the emergency vehicle that came to the baby's aid has a drawing of a snake coiled around a rod on its side. Talk about insensitive!

Oh my gosh... please tell me this also encouraged them to hit the gym more often.

I wonder if you did an analysis of the hormones present in the Williams sisters, would you find they had a similar balance as what male tennis players have? Maybe now that science has progressed, it's time to separate players based upon hormonal differences rather than sex.

Just get him to draw nipples on his asscheeks. That'll tide you over.

Josh, I was being sarcastic when I said that. I was making an analogy so you could comprehend why I wasn't going around asking for pics of girls titties for you.

Just from observing Roddick, I think he's greatly affected by the score. It's like when he loses a set, there's a mental block for him to continue playing as effectively. And he also tends to draw out games longer than he should - after all, he's got the best serve in tennis. He should be racking up these cheap points when he really needs them. Instead he keeps falling back into deuce over and over. But his game is markedly improved since he got this new coach and lost 15 pounds.

Between pooping and Coldplaying.

Driving through rural lowcountry South Carolina makes me want to own some land out there. It would be great to have a home on a large plot of land in the middle of nowhere, because you can go there for a week to reduce stress in your life.

lol, Nick you've got plenty of time to succeed at something in life. You worry too much.

True, but Roddick is also playing great tennis lately. He's coming out of a slump, and frankly I'm a bit surprised he didn't put Hewitt away sooner. But his endurance is phenomenal (see that match in the Melbourne heat against Djoko for more evidence). Oh and also, HONK! :laugh3:

Murray should, but will he? ;) I'm not sure he's mature enough yet. :rolleyes:

Woo Hoo!!!! Roddick wins against Hewitt! Now for Andy v. Andy!

Paul's gonna be the bassist and I'll be guitarist. You ladies can sing or play drums.

Hey... wow, I've got a couple of girls following me around. I should start a band!

I'm Jay, and my username is Saffire! Anyway, yeah... lilmissdee, I don't think Transformers 2 was targeting your demographic.