Egghead

and you're an attention seeking immature whiner. :D

BAM! you've been laid. :charming:

yay! do you wanna get laid, laura?

:angry: you owe me 50 bucks. you can pay me in skittles :smug:

I need to get laid... bad. oh sorry what?

no :angry: :cry:

:charming: hawt :thumbsup:

do I see a little :shock:

well I care :cry:

:lol: :wink3: its been there since 10am! i want it now! (its 6:30pm)

Buffalo, New York. it has 'been cleared for shipment'

1-3 days, apparently. it varies

http://www.viterbo.edu/students/Spam%20Master%20Mixer.JPG

Virginia, US. It shipped yesterday.

oh this is too funny :lol: :lol: :lol: shhh! spam! :P

no. it hasnt moved in hours! :angry: stupid customs

i tried the washing machine, but the bleach just took off the finish. :confused: this is the sensor:

:borg: resistance is futile

a camera cleaning kit. I can't go out and take pictures until it gets here. wahhh

I keep checking my UPS package to see if its any closer to my house. :embarrased: I want it NOW!!! Damn up to the minute tracking. :angry:

So you're FOR censorship? :stunned:

ooh mods.... :angry: :evil:

I am a Borzoi Origins: Russia. This noble dog was developed in early 17th century for wolf hunting and coursing, a sport of the tsars and noblemen of imperial Russia. The Borzoi tracked the wolf, when it was beaten from cover, grabbed it by the neck and threw it on the ground whereupon it was stabbed with a dagger. Personality: The Borzoi has made its mark as an elegant, intelligent and faithful, albeit somewhat aloof, animal. It is not suitable for children and does not take kindly to teasing. I'm aloof. :smug: And lock your daughters in at night. :sneaky:

you're going bald, camille. :(

ooh! ooh! are you kyle? :idea2: