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fix your dog with your scissors?that's why he ran away.!when you want to fix a dog or a cat or even a bear if you have one home, (I have one and he almost ate me this morning) you have to make him fixed with a gun! :evil: Wait till you hear how i fixed my pet hamster named Bazooka one day. He chewed off his cage and tried to make an escape, but I caught in him in the act and I said to him, "No, what are you trying to do, Bazooka? Escape in your cage by chewing it off?" Bazooka then answered back and said, "Duh?!" and then and there i fixed him. I guess he learned his lesson well. :o

^no fighting you guys...remember the judges are closely watching you... ;)

i'm geeting dizzy...must be because of all the misquotings...

ooohh, sorry about that i was just posting on the other thread kristina. well see you soon :lol: :lol:

nuts! I love this topic, you know I'm a certified dietician and eating lots of nuts can boost intelligence by as much as 500%. Take me as an example, I'm the living case study of geniusness...Ask me anything, I can answer it without batting an eyelash! hmm...really? well I've had a question for all my life that I've wondered and no one could give me the answer... what is the purpose of aluminum foil on fast food? ohhhh!!!this one is hard!!!I'll have to ask my little dog about that... that's fairly easy. the food emits radiation which is good for the body and beneficial to kill a fair part of the population when the world gets overcrowded. The radiation escapes from the food as time progresses so the brilliant scientists invented the aluminum foil to trap the radiation inside, resulting to a slow but certain death to those who will eat the food. Brilliant explanation, Lívia!!!!Brilliant!!!I'll give you and A+!!!!!!!!!did I tell you today that I'm your fan? :wideeyed: thank you for the accolade...well that's what nuts can give you. For only five pesos you can now get full year's supply of quality forest grown nuts. Call 1-800-IMNUTS today and you will get another year's supply for free. Wait there's more, you will also get a free dog that will answer all of life's toughest questions. So hurry and call now. Operators are standing by. :stunned:

i'm studying at arellano law school, where i will have to go tomorrow. I didn't realize i stayed this late...need to sleep. Nice to meet you Katrina and I hope you'll visit here regularly so we can talk more. :D

nuts! I love this topic, you know I'm a certified dietician and eating lots of nuts can boost intelligence by as much as 500%. Take me as an example, I'm the living case study of geniusness...Ask me anything, I can answer it without batting an eyelash! hmm...really? well I've had a question for all my life that I've wondered and no one could give me the answer... what is the purpose of aluminum foil on fast food? ohhhh!!!this one is hard!!!I'll have to ask my little dog about that... that's fairly easy. the food emits radiation which is good for the body and beneficial to kill a fair part of the population when the world gets overcrowded. The radiation escapes from the food as time progresses so the brilliant scientists invented the aluminum foil to trap the radiation inside, resulting to a slow but certain death to those who will eat the food. wow i didn't know that

two topics :lol: :lol: there'll be lots of misquoting to do :lol: :lol:

it's a good course to take...lots of people here are taking that course :lol: but i don't know about disecting cats though :confused: :lol:

12 Bands that you like 1. Coldplay 2. the cranberries 3. Radiohead 4. franz ferdinand

nuts! I love this topic, you know I'm a certified dietician and eating lots of nuts can boost intelligence by as much as 500%. Take me as an example, I'm the living case study of geniusness...Ask me anything, I can answer it without batting an eyelash! hmm...really?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ^she's a member of the misquoting the person above u mafia :lol: :lol: :lol: ^is one of the pioneers of the misquoter's mafia

i'm taking up law. i'm in my second year. how about you? what course are you taking up?

^well true, it's my fav subj in highschool :P :D the next poster likes Harry Potter

well that's good to hear. :lol: :lol: yeah i'm still studying. I'm in my postgrad studies now

^is one of the sweetest member on the board

12 Songs With BOYS Names in them 1. . Franz Ferdinand ~ Michael 2 Gary Neveill is a CIty Fan - City Fans 3. The Killers ~ Andy, You're A Star 4. Coldplay - God Put A Smile Upon Your Face 5. The Coral - Bill Mccai 6. White Stripes - Jimmy the Exploder 7. Catatonia - The Ballad of Tom Jones 8. The Beatles - Hey Jude 9. Pearl Jam - Jeremy 10. Blink 182 - Adam's Song 11. A Boy Named Sue - Johnny Cash 12. Eminem - Stan something easy.... 12 Bands that you like 1. Coldplay

^is definitely a history buff :lol: :lol: and a very accurate and authoritative one at that :lol: :lol:

oh, well i can understand that...well do you like it there na?

^congrats Livia, must be because of all the misquoting you've done :lol: :lol:

uhm, it's ok...except the political situation :lol: yeah, i hope Coldplay will release something like that. So how long have been in US? Did you grow up there?

but even better, he is also animatronic... I think I have to tell you the truth...i've been hiding my real age for ages...i'm 2 years old and I'm a smart baby!!!do you know the radiohead song called 2+2=5?thom yorke was having some problems with maths so I decided to help him with that count! :blush:I'm proud of myself!!!! :smug: that's pure genius, man! you're so awesome! the answer to 2+2 couldn't be any more accurate than yours! you are a maths god and sex god all at the same time! 2+2=5?I thought it was 3...hmmm, but nevermind...mom says that I'm better with history...she says that I have a good imagination! :wideeyed: oh yeahh!! history! I love history, especially the part where Joan of Arc conquors and persecutes the French nah!!!I don't like this part of history...I like the part when Hitler comes to Peru and brings lots of little cute bunnies to be given to every single peruvian!!!!! :tongue2: even better is the part where rapunzel donates her hair to the mayans and they make a giant nest so that big bird was born. hmmmm, that part is great, I admit!!!!but the best part is when Hermione Granger goes to Paris and declares the independence of her little brother Jimmy!!! Oh, and how could I forget the part of history when that crazy guy Frodo Baggins walked down and out Middle Earth a.k.a. New Zealand for approximately nine hours just to get rid of this ring that can give infinite powers to whomever comes in possession of it. It was absolutely the event that triggered the Second World War btw. [/quote:56488ffca3] Lívia, you must be my soul mate!!!we have so much in common!!!I loooove this part of history!!!do you also love the part when the professor chris Martin invented a way to fly over the mountains of Reverthin wich were protected by a very powerful magic? :wideeyed: [/quote:56488ffca3] I am not quite sure if Reverthin exists, I'm poor at geography, but did you say Chris Martin flew there? Well maybe you're talking about Aladdin who flew using his magic carpet and went atop Mt. Everest to rescue Alibaba from those pesky 40 thieves whom he stole money from. I remebered that because it happened during the time the Bubonic Plague struck. [/quote:56488ffca3] Yeah, I think I remebered that part of history well....hey, I'm poor at geography too!!!didn't I say you?you're my soul mate!and hmmm....I think I've gotta go now because i'm going to travel to Moscou...have you ever heard from this place?it's a very beautiful lake situated in Chile...you might be thinking: are you going to travel to a lake?I'll answear your question...no, your silly!I'm going to take a cruise on that lake... ;) [/quote:56488ffca3] Oh, I knew that we're soulmates too and did you know that I've been to Moscow but I didn't see that lake in Chile, I only saw a fish pond there, but nevertheless, I cruised there using my submarine and found out that the fish pond wasn't that deep. Anyway, I went to Siberia as well to enjoy the hot summer there. Anyway, my tan's looking good today because of the scorching Siberian Sun.[/quote:56488ffca3] wow, nice!!!!!I hope I see the fish pound!!!:wideweed:have you ever gone to Spain in New York???or...would it be Spain in Texas?well, I can't remember, but anyway, Spain is awwwwwesome!!!!!!it's called the big apple!!!and do you know why?because in 1943, a guy who was eating an orange looked at the sky!!!!![/quote:56488ffca3] It's really great that you have seen the fish pond, because there are many fish there. Sadly I've never been to Spain but I've visited Madrid a couple of times or so which is a city in Spain, I think. But I'm really hoping that I could catch the galleon in Acapulco which will bring me at long last to Spain. Well, I don't know what apples are and I have no idea how big it can get, but I'm quite familiar with oranges because of their color which is red.[/quote:56488ffca3] this thread is nuts! :rolleyes:

easy to please grace under water

oh, that's really unfortunate...at least you will have many opportunities to see Coldplay in the US. No I haven't been to US.

12 Songs With BOYS Names in them 1. . Franz Ferdinand ~ Michael 2 Gary Neveill is a CIty Fan - City Fans 3. The Killers ~ Andy, You're A Star 4. Coldplay - God Put A Smile Upon Your Face 5. The Coral - Bill Mccai 6. White Stripes - Jimmy the Exploder 7. Catatonia - The Ballad of Tom Jones 8. The Beatles - Hey Jude 9. Pearl Jam - Jeremy 10. Blink 182 - Adam's Song