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what the hell? Ups! :embarrased: ?lleh eht hahw

Remember kids don't do this at home: "The fatal consequences of Masturbation" :lol: :lol:

http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/top-10-strangest-mp3-players

Imagine this: Working in the school cleaning bathrooms! :stunned: ,but at least you would get paid :wacko:

10 points that could help you to get a job: Don't Dress Like A Slob If you've got an interview, the company thinks you can do the job. The interviewer wants to know what sets you apart from other qualified candidates. The interviewer is also looking for "fit." Picking up on the company vibe as expressed in proper attire is the first test. Don't show up dressed for the beach at a button-down firm. 2-Don't Mumble Or Grunt Don't answer the interviewer's questions "yes" or "no", and don't get huffy and say, "It's right there in my resume." The interviewer seeks to gauge how well you think on your feet and how you present yourself in a make-or-break situation. 3-Don't Bash Your Former Boss Foul-mouthing your former boss or co-workers says a lot about you--none of it good--and nothing about those you bash. Everyone knows difficult, incompetent and nincompoop bosses exist, but in an interview such creatures become, at worst, "demanding." Find something good to say about your former boss or don't say anything. Reminder: You'll have to say something. 4-Don't Miss Typos Thimk: Whut doez a covah leterr fild wid multippel misspelins sai abut yer attendion too detailz, nut two mantion yer genral cumpitance? 5-Don't Fire Scattershot Always address your cover letter to a specific person. "Dear Recruiter" or "Dear Sir or Madam" will get your material tossed in the trash. If you don't know how to spell a person's name, call or check the company's Web site to get it right. Same for job title and the company's full name. 6-Don't Exaggerate Present your accomplishments in a straight-ahead, understated fashion. The details will come out during the interview. Don't claim credit for others' work. Remember: Confabulation is death in a job interview. 7-Don't Discuss Money First Never discuss compensation in the initial interview, because it shows that you're not committed to the company and see the job just as a paycheck. 8-Don't Say You Have Other Offers Don't tell the interviewer that you're a hot commodity and have several other offers pending in an effort to increase the offer. The interviewer will think it's hokey at best and, at worst, a lie. Neither conclusion improves your prospects of landing the 9-Don't Hit The Interview Cold Do your homework prior to the interview. Know the company's products or services, and know the competition. If you can't discuss the operation, the interviewer will conclude that you want a job--any job--and will be out the door the instant something better, or at least halfway decent, comes along. 10-Don't Tell Jokes Someone is bound to be upset by something all the time, so avoid jokes and goofball quips during the interview, even if the interviewer cracks wise.

::: Bands/groups that use the Violin ::: 1. The Arcade Fire 2. The Corrs 3. The Beatles 4-Mousee T

Even as teen drug use is declining overall, a new government analysis shows that teenage girls are trying marijuana, alcohol and cigarettes at higher rates than boys - a reversal of past trends that is causing alarm among experts. The National Survey on Drug Use and Health, released by John Walters, the national drug policy director, indicates 1.5 million girls ages 12 to 17 started drinking alcohol in 2004, the most recent year for which data is available. That compares with 1.28 million boys

Even as teen drug use is declining overall, a new government analysis shows that teenage girls are trying marijuana, alcohol and cigarettes at higher rates than boys - a reversal of past trends that is causing alarm among experts. The National Survey on Drug Use and Health, released by John Walters, the national drug policy director, indicates 1.5 million girls ages 12 to 17 started drinking alcohol in 2004, the most recent year for which data is available. That compares with 1.28 million boys

Find Out Why You Can't Tickle Yourself Tickle! tickle! You can tickle other people and other people can tickle you, but no matter how hard you try, you can't tickle yourself. Why? It's really a very simple and obvious reason. You can't tickle yourself because you anticipate your own touch and that reduces the impact, according to researchers from Queens University, University College London and Cambridge University.

If you want to calm those butterflies before you stand in front of a large audience to give a speech, have sex before you hit the stage. According to a study from the University of Paisley in Scotland, having sexual intercourse before public speaking is the best way to calm nerves and ease stage fright, reports New Scientist.

mmmmmmmm Maybe a good ending for this story could be that the guy start to posting here in the forum!

Joaquin Sabina-Amor se llama el juego

:lol: :lol:

I know where he works! :D

I finishing to listen "Clocks" and now is "See you soon"

Thanks!! I love your signature too! Which group is? :P

Hello Crystal!!! :kiss:

*OMG* *I can read my mind* :stunned:

Ok See you later too! I hope that you can sleep!

Ok one question at the time: 1-Yes 2-No :lol: :lol:

Just in a video! Ever smoked?

Poor Valerie! :P and poor Bush! :dozey: :lol: :lol: :confused:

My age! :rolleyes: Ever been in an autocinema?

INXS - Never Tear Us Apart.