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HorrificAttack

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  1. I don't personally find them attractive but it's no different from having a fantasy, that's all it is, makes sense to me and they aren't perverted or sick.
  2. Simon did you hear my voice clip? I made it just for you
  3. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  4. you should have said "eh" you did say "aboot" :D
  5. Snakes would be hilarious
  6. Who wants me to rap? I'm so incredibly gangsta
  7. Hardware error
  8. Haha I see, I don't think you'd love Scotland (other than Edinburgh which is one of my favourite cities in the world)
  9. Nice song, you aren't really Scottish are you?
  10. Salsa and Tortilla chips? If so I am there.
  11. Do your clocks go back at 3 then?
  12. It will be because your mic isn't set as the recording tool, which you can sort out in Control Panel (I had the same problem)
  13. Start > Accessories > Entertainment > Sound Recorder
  14. That should be marriage though, sex is a natural act between humans and intentionally not doing it for the sake of "making it special" is just going to lead to a massively disappointing thing when they get round to it
  15. You can make it special with someone without marrying them
  16. I'm all left out? </3
  17. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nlwwFZdXck]YouTube - palin song[/ame] [ame=http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=22yd2efX9SY]YouTube - McCain and Palin Sing (by Henry Hey)[/ame]
  18. Why wait till marriage? I'm not saying be a slag, clearly, but it just makes no sense to wait untill marriage
  19. I heard a woman on my bus, who was part Scandinavian, part Geordie, it was literally the best thing I had ever heard in my life
  20. Why is this a problem?
  21. Thanks eglantine; Don't worry I understand I had some voice clips on my PC that would be a bit weird if I said I had them, so it's all good
  22. Why do you have a collection of voice clips by her on your PC?
  23. She's not in the country, due to uni
  24. I don't even want to have sex, I just want to be with this girl I really like but can't be with

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