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Well I'm back talking to her now and she accepted that it was because she's not overly familiar with you so she's not fully aware of how utterly shit a human being you are.

I will once it is up, it's black, which sounds really emo, but it's actually just awesome.

They really don't, our is awesome.

I love that band <3

Plastic Christmas trees are made out of recycled plastic...and they last for years, you have to cut down a new tree every year this way, it's really not more eco-friendly

What the actual fuck?

How the fuck is cutting down a tree "eco-friendly"?

Aleja said to me the other day "He is a great man", I refused to talk to her for about 20 mins.

My friend dropped out on seeing Stewart Lee with me AND Perrine hasn't responded to my PM, worst day ever.

It's standing on it's hind legs and the camera is perpendicular to the floor

Are you...kidding or what?

Well it's not spelled right to mean grapefruit... I love their cover of Mrs Robinson and September, rest is meh.

Why I vomited, it was projectile

Photoshop much?

*vomits*

Well this is gunna blow your mind Ren, this one isn't even a persona, it's the real me ;) (Yes I AM coming onto you) I was saying to Perrine that I will only agree to her "no more ****" terms as long as I get exceptions when they deserve it, like Mark. Haha I'm not actually attacking Julie for it, I made her feel bad about it but she knows I don't really care that much.

Oh no Ren, I really don't mind you laughing at anything I put, genuinely. I just thought if you had said that that on twitter it would be a bit dickish, but that's just cos we don't know each other very well and it would be really bitchy to do that, but since it wasn't you it's all cool. I speak to Julie quite frequently so I don't mind her taking the piss like that cos I can just tell her off for it on msn :lol:

Sorry Ren, it's cos I'm not that familiar with Twitter it was @your name

I read it...with my own eyes. It might not have been those exact words but I am pretty sure it was you...

Haha yeah that's why I mentioned the wink, I understand why you would think it tbh and I am not really claiming you were being malicious, it just seemed really bitchy talking about it on Twitter like that, it's all cool just as long as Perrine doesn't think I was oggling over her breasts or something, haha.

Well I genuinely wouldn't have minded until Ren's "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Nathan flirting with you is the creepiest thing ever" That made me feel like an absolute dick Anyway, her avatar is so great because of the combination of pose/dress/the fact that she is on the grass/the background image, so I'm not even being perverse at all, I feel a bit sick at the suggestion that I would be like that, haha. But that's just cos I am so intent that I am nothing like a "typical" man

This is fucking ridiculous actually, I'd like to apologise if I gave off the wrong impression but I absolutely have no "crush" on Perrine and I liked her avatar cos it is "awesome" not because I can see her "boobs" (Which if you can I hadn't even noticed) You guys have really got me all figured out, way to go. I start to be nice to people and then I am accused of being "creepy" and "flirting" That just annoys me Twitter REALLY isn't the best place to bitch about people guys :)

Also "The creepiest thing ever" AWESOME Morons.

Apparently Humour + Wink = Flirtation that is news to me.

2001: A Space Odyssey.