HorrificAttack

Or...you could have friends who aren't ****s, problem solved

I would like to talk to your mother.

My heart would ache harder if he was a gay

Yeah, someone the other day thought I was about 26 (talking on the internet, my youthful looks would ruin that)

Would you let a 17 year old boy into your house?

It's the newly acquired car that breaks my heart and leaving the state with it.

I'm thinking that it's cos so few people were voted for in the category, that witty jokers like me voting for you got you nominated.

Haha no I am just saying it's really short

700 words is not an essay.

I was just about to post this actually, it's a bit like saying the individual coding for a strand of DNA is a word.

mon pénis est énorme. Je suis drôle, non? Pardonne moi, it was just the word ENORME that set me off C'est magnifique! The limits of my French are shining through

HAHA JAY IS GAY HAHAHAHA SO THAT MEANS HE HAS SEX WITH MEN HAHAHAHAHA SO ANYTHING HE SAYS TOWARDS A MAN IS A EUPHEMISM HAHAHAHA I GET IT HAHAHAHA Well worthy of a thread.

are your pop culture jokes always so up to date?

I hear life begins at 90.

Sarcasm is loving, deep down. Just imagine there was a wink on the end

Yeah but I'm sure you see my point, text talk in French just completely ruins it, I'm a romantic so I would prefer it all proper.

Haha! You didn't even respond to my message you're the bitch.

It's ok, I just need to show her that I'm not a bitch ;)

It makes me laugh seeing French, which is such a romantic language and then "LOL" it just shatters the beauty.

Haha I just read the first page of this thread and actually laughed I R HYPOCRITE

Hahaha, amazing <3

Haha I know! I've seen 2 clips from it, but they are on 4OD so I can't share Will Arnett goes "Hey Guy" at one point though <3

It's a British show :D

http://coldplaying.com/forum/showpost.php?p=3413088&postcount=1

I know! Spike Jonze is the man, he's in a new show with DAVID CROSS and WILL ARNETT which starts here on Friday, I actually peed my pants in excitement.