Professor Peedston

pizza

one more group and then i'm off to watch the simpsons. Yo mama's so stupid she thought a hot meal was stolen food. Yo momma's so stupid when you were born, she looked at the umbilical cord and said, "Hey, it comes with cable." Yo mama so stupid she spent twenty minutes staring at the orange juice carton because it said "Concentrate".

BBQ (hehe sorry i couldn't help it)

Yo mama's so stupid she took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jif. Yo mama's so stupid she broke into a furniture store and slept on the floor.

ribs

Yo mama's so stupid, she told me to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk."

well i'm glad i could be of service. :P Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.

SPICY!!! (pronounced "spicaaaaay")

i feel sorry for people with dial-up connections who have to look at pages that "God" has posted on...

warm

hahaha Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

Yo Mamma so stupid she bought an answering machine and tried asking it questions!

adidas

yeah doesn't it take up lots of bandwidth from the other site too when you use remote avatars? meh, i'm going to stop rambling on about things i know nothing about now.

i think they both suck! NYAH!! *runs away*

running

OH MY GOD HAPPY BIRTHDAY TERESA AND brkwall33!!!! (can somebody tell me teresa's username, i hardly know anybody's name here :oops: )

hahaha this one's great Yo mama so ugly yo dad takes her to work so he doesn't need to kiss her goodbye.

haha i found some here's a couple i like: Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped her mother. Yo mama's so ugly, they push her face into the dough to make gorilla cookies. Yo mama's so ugly she pretends SHE's someone else when she's having sex.

i found some website with about 500 of those jokes awhile ago... i wonder if i can find it again...

*sigh* no he's not mine... it's just a picture i found on the internet. i do have a cat that looks pretty much identical to that one, but i have no pictures of him. or at least not any that are hilarious like that one.

anybody know any good "yo mama so ugly..." jokes? i think my favorite is: "There are only two ugly people in the world, and your mama is both of them." i saw it on some commercial... and i've been laughing at it ever since.

don't make my cat eat you! :x

barber

hehe sorry i'll stop that now. i like to take jokes that aren't funny in the first place and ride them for hours until everybody wants to kill me. it's more for my own enjoyment than anybody else's i think. :roll: