maiu

The Da Vinci Code and The Count of Montecristo

Brokeback Mountain (finally) - 10/10 Prime - 9/10 hilarious

feliz cumpleeeeeeeeeeeeeeee wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

congratulations!! you're legal

Maybe because it takes a few sips for your tongue to get used to it??

«sex - once you have it, you love it.» «sex for everyone.» «There's a bit of sex in all of us.» «sex is your safe place in an unsafe world!» «Say sex.» «Nonstop sex.» «sex is a female force.» «sex inside you.» «sex, to hell with the rest.» «Can you feel sex?» «sex is my sport.» «me, just the best.» «Funky me.» «me forever.» «me, love it or leave it.» «Think me.» «me forever.»

I have 2 brothers and I get along with them, though I have more fights with the 12 year-old. The other one is 3, and I just put him to sleep telling a very distorted Cinderella story. I rule.

«There's lots of fun in sex.» «sex rules.» «The sex universe.» «Go far with sex.» «sex only.» «Swing your sex.» «Oh my gods, it's a sex.» «Anyone can handle sex.» «Life's beautiful with sex.» «A day with sex.» I'm addicted

party

«Funky killer vagina.» «pussy never sleeps.» «cool? You bet.» «Don't forget your Maiule.» «Step into the light with Maiule.» «Maiule is the only way to be happy.» «Maiule is what the world was waiting for.» «mai, good.» «bitch is inspiration.» «my bitchiness, since 1845.» «my bitchinessrific.» «The secret of my bitchiness.»

I'm done with exams No more english classes til august Winter holidays in less than 20 days The Masterplan rules I love bubbles

I'm sooooo fucking done with exams...

anyone?

«The Spirit of Fuck.» «maia, created by nature.» «mama, whiter than the whitest!» «blarific.» «try is our middle name.» «Where's your sex?» «Bigger. Better. sex.» Awesome

bitches terminaron las integradoras wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii que felicida-a-a-a-ad

I had management and the speaking part of english today, 4 more tests to go: economy, philosophy and the writing and use of english (all on friday)

che hay una colombiana en mi clase de portugues y uds no se quedan atras en lo que a hablar raro se refiere.

very cool

howdy aifos

Same here. I don't have any nervous breakdowns, but having one once in a while would be good...more like healthy, keeping things to myself creates a LOT of stress which I store and finally release in one of my very famous rantings/raging lunatic performance.

I wouldn't be so strict, but I'd hate to be like a friend to my kids in a way that they don't respect me.

a mi me caen muy bien los dos, pero a zidane lo banco a muerte y se tiene que retirar con la gloria

I suck at al types of sports, there's not even one in which I'm outstanding. With balls, sticks, hands or feet, I suck.

I dig both teams, but I think zizou should retire with glory