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Erm I'm not sure, I'll try and find it for you but it might take me a bit of a while. I'll post the link if/when i find it. :) kate x.

Ok here goes... 1. Interviewer: What are your fears? Jonny: Heights. Crowd: Aww. Chris: Aww Jonny they’re all saying aww! Jonny: That's lovely thanks. Chris: I fear young Canadian girls and Jonny telling me I'm an idiot. 2. Chris: It was the first song we ever wrote naked. Interviewer: You two, Jonny and you naked together? Chris: No Jonny wasn't naked. Crowd :Aww… Chris: Jonny everyone wants to see you naked…he has a nice bum hasn't he. It's true! 3. Chirs: Christine Brampton is waiting on the phone are you going to take that call? Caller: I was wondering with you guys being famous and successful now, how do you manage to stay humble? Chris: We don't we are incredibly arrogant. Jonny Often calls me up and says 'Chris do you realise how great I am?' and I say 'I do, and I too am great.' Jonny: We do do that. Chris: Thanks Christine Brampton...from Brampton sorry Jonny: What a coincidence 4. Interviewer: Oh, I see then people would assume you were aloof? Chris: A loof? What’s a loof? Ooh, aloof, I see I thought you meant like a loof of bread. 5. Chris: "Eminem is amazing, brilliant. I knew him when he was first starting out. He used to say to me, 'D'ya think I'll make it, Chris?' I used to say, 'Yeah, you'll make it, Em!' But he was always forgetting his name - he'd always have to remind himself by asking 'My name is...? My name is....?' The poor fella." 6. Interviewer: If you were going to have a secret alter identity, what would it be? Jonny: Sell shoes I think. I just love shoes you know? I love smelling them, talking about them. Chris: Talking to them? Jonny: Yeah, they’re your only friends sometimes – a good pair of shoes. 7. Q: Do you know how pineapples grow? Chris: They grow on trees, don't they? Q: No, they grow in the ground like cabbages. Chris: Fuck off! Bollocks they do! 8. Chris: "We've just written a song called 'Monday, Bloody Monday' and we reckon its going to be massive." 9. Chris: So i know the better frontman than me would say something like 'sing you fuckers' or whatever they say in the world of rock n' roll, but eh, this is the bit of one of our songs where if you want to sing with us, we'd be incredibly pleased with that. 10. So we had this friend, Will, who was always around, like, talking about girls. And we thought, ‘well he’s sexy, and he’s brilliant at music, so he must be able to pick up the drums soon enough'. 11. Chris: "This is our next hit single 'Mellow' it's like 'Yellow' but slower" 12. Chris - "Trouble is about the time that I accidentally shot Will in the shoulder, and he couldn't play tennis for a year! He was livid!" 13. Chris: "I did enjoy Glastonbury. I enjoy every day. No that sounds cheesy. I don't enjoy any of it." 14. Chris: "It was Guy, Guy was feeding me. I don't know what it was, all I remember is playing harmonica on the street trying to eat his chips and then just sleeping on the bathroom floor with all this weird red stuff. What was that red stuff? Vodka and cranberry...?" Guy: Ribena. 15. Chris: "Well this record really is about all the money we’ve made and all the new cars we’ve bought – it’s a blingin' album, you know? We’ve all got massive silver medallions these days. I’ve got 12 people that follow me around with gold teeth" 16. Chris: “I went to the set of The X-Files once, and I was expecting to see an episode of The X-Files in front of my eyes, like Shakespeare or something. And it wasn't-it was the same thing 18 times! Then I upset one of the cast members, just because I was a little bit bored and there were no cookies left." 17. Chris: "Yes, we have about 48 songs. And most of them are really bad. The lyrics are bad, the melodies are bad and all the parts are bad. The titles are bad. I can't tell you what they are! We have one song and it's called ‘There's Only One Fish in the Sea And That's Me.’ And that's shit.'' 18. Chris: "I don’t care if people think I have sex with badgers.” 19. Chris: “I always lie in interviews.” Interviewer: “Are you lying now?” Chris: “I might be!” 20. Chris: "Every night we murder a black cat" 21. Interviewer: “So where are Guy and Will today?” Chris: “They’re not as handsome as us, so they don’t’ appear in public.” 22. . Interviewer: “Anything you want to say to your fans so far?” Chris: “Both of you should be in bed!!” 23. Chris: "There was a copy of Miz magazine in the car. And I opened it and thought ‘this would be interesting - I wanna find out some tips about kissing boys and stuff.’” 24. Interviewer: “Which member of the band has the worst touring habits and what is it?” Chris: “Jon. He tends to go out and shoot things…he takes a rifle wherever we go.” 25. Chris: I’m an ambitious little knobhead 26. Chris: "I like nothing more after a hard day's work than to do loads of cocaine, meet some local whores and then talk about how great Radiohead are, and how we should be more like them.'' 27. Interviewer: "Now you guys are nice..." Chris: "Fuck off" 28. Chris: "We were in the same hallway at campus, guitarist Jonny and I. We'd come to London to be great students. It hit me one of the first nights we were sitting there. "Oh my god, this is the man I want to spend the rest of my life with. I finally found him," I thought. I'm talking about music now. There's nothing sexual about it, this. But you knew that..." 29. Screaming female fan: “I love you!” Chris: “See you at the hotel.” 30. Chris: “So this is our last song…that’s nonsense that’s not our last song at all. We’re going to go off and wait for you to applaud so we get big egos, and then we’ll come back on.” 31. Chris: "We have two big buses – one for everybody else and one for me...with a gym on it…” 32. Chris: “Last night I was really upset and Will was just there. He looked out for me. It was cool. It’s so nice to be part of the gang.” 33. Interviewer: “Any New Years resolutions?” Chris: “Get more dance routines, maybe botox.” 34. Chris: "If my dad got me a TVR or something I’d be like, ‘Thanks. What’s for pudding?’ But if he made me a treehouse….That would be special.” 35. Chris: “People will tease you for being too handsome, you know?” Interviewer: “You must get that quite a lot.” Chris: “All the time.” 36. Interviewer: “In My Place has been #1 most requested on our top, for 7 weeks mate it’s been number 1.” Chris: “That’s the benefit of having lots of family ringing in.” 37, Interviewer: "The general impression about Coldplay is that you came from quite a privileged background, is that correct?" Chris: "Privileged? Well my dad is the King of Spain." 38. Jonny:" I would prefer to be associated with femininity than with spandex trousers and big hair any day of the week." kate x.

i love that one. :lol: thanks kate x.

I have a few more, I'll post them tomorrow if you want. :) kate x.

that's ok Sarah, glad you liked them :)

I'm sorry some of these might have been posted before but here goes (they might not be exactly perfect but near enough i think)... "If you cross us you're fucked - we're like the Godfather" - Chris "Welcome to the ticking of clocks, the losing of plots, the story of Coldplay in America. Listen to how much we've turned into total wankers." :lol: (sorry that one just makes me laugh) Interviewer: "So you haven't got a tour bus?" Chris: "We've got anything...Will came in on a bicycle, and Guy's still on a donkey, halfway up the M6". Interviewer: "You've been on the road for quite some time now, is there anything you really like in your hotel room?" Chris: "Not much...just a few virgins and some coke." "What would Jonny rather be doing?" a. Playing Madison Square Gardens the night the album goes to number 1 b. Playing Madison Sqaure Gardens the night his solo album goes to number 1 c. Watching Tottenham at White Hart Lane beating Man United 7-0 to win the Premiership? Will: You'd better make the right decision Jon Jonny: c. it's been so long since they won Chris: If you don't answer a. you're going to be doing your own solo album Interviewer: It won't please you to know they all put down c. Chris: did they? right! that's it, i'm turning into Sting! Chris: "Oh great, you're calling me a one hit wonder. Einstein never had to deal with the Rolling Scientist saying "Einstein's lost it!". kate x.

Thanks everyone! :)

can i say the can't get you out of my head cover is my fave today? just makes me :lol:

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hey, i thought i'd be sociable say hi...was lucky enough to see Coldplay in July and December, and am now very slightly obsessed :) anyway see you all around kate x.