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Interviewer: We're in a secret location, we can't say where we are.
Chris: Really?
Interview: Yes, because then hundreds of thousads of fans would barge into the hotel room, so...
Chris: So they would come barging into the room 1109 the Sheraton Chicago?
Interviewer: Did you think he was serious or were you just kind of like he's just saying that? (about Elton John)
Chris: We knew he was serious because we got the bill. 12,000 dollars per minute... so we played it twice as fast.
Interviewer: So were you a fan of Elton's?
Chris: Nah, he's terrible, what's he ever done?
Interviewer: It's (X&Y) under lock and key.
Jon: Yeah, I don't even have a copy of it.
Chris: You don't?
Jon: Yeah.
Chris: Well I think you should listen to it, you may like some of it.
Interviewer: Chris do you have one? (an iPod)
Chris: Actually I carry around a gramaphone.
Interviewer: I heard that you guys would do things together, like play basketball and stuff like that.
Chris: Feildtrips.
(Laughs)
Chris: Feildtrips yeah. And we would walk in pairs.
Chris: I would imagine your role in the band as being (referring to Jonny)... if you were to imagine looking out onto a beach and you see one idiot on a jet-ski, that's me... the one doing all those somersaults and nonsense on a jet-ski... I hate jet-skis. Then in the very distance you see this massive oil tanker and that's Jonny, that's Jonny, solid.
Jonny: The salt of the world.
Chris: Okay, in the very distance you see this massive rice tanker.
Interviewer: What about Will and Guy?
Chris: Guy's a little yacht just behind the jet-ski, and Will's an oil rig so far out you can't possibly see it... but you know he's there. That's a terrible analogy.
Jonny: I thought Guy's was quite good.
Chirs: A yacht! Just behind the jet-ski... I hate yachts... I hate yachts and jet-skis but I love tankers and rigs.
(On the crazy frog)...Chris: 'He's kind of arrogant, the success has gone to his head."
Chris: "This is our last song....I'm being serious" (crowd boos) "Don't boo, it's not a fucking pantomime!"
Chris: "Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Jonny Buckland, my best friend, and the best guitarist in the world...except maybe Slash".
Interviewer: "Are Coldplay the biggest band in the world now?"
Chris: "Weight wise, very possibly, yes. I think it's between us and the Deftones. Why else do you think we wear black all the time?"
Interviewer: "Do you admire Barry Manilow?"
Chris: "Basically he's what drives me.."
Will: We're actually gojng to some parts of Eastern Europe we've never been to before, we're gonna do Estonia, Latvia, Finland...Russia, which will be amazing, we've never done Russia yet...
Chris: And then we're gonna do a nine month residency at Euro Disney........ no we're not, we're just gonna do France
Interviewer: "Chris says when you guys are arguing, it never progresses to fist fights because there are two guys in the band he’s sure would pound him. When I asked him which bandmember he could handle in a fight, he said you."
Guy:"Really? In a fistfight? Well, I guess I’ll have to go and batter him, won’t I?"
Interviewer: "You have a very distinctive guitar sound. Where does it come from?"
Jonny: "I’m just trying to make my guitar sound like my heroes...Johnny Marr, Kevin Shields, Keith Richards, and George Harrison, of course. And it just comes out wrong. And that wrong sound ends up being me."
Interviewer: "What would it take for you to become as famous as your singer Chris?"
Jonny:"A public drug habit. Or some kind of crime spree."
Chris: "..and Guy and Will were having a cigarette outside...each. They don't share anymore, coz we've got more money."
Chris: "...and the lovely boy here ignoring me is Jonny. Jonny, tell the camera what a lovely boy you are, show them that face..."
Chris: "In a sex-off with Blue we'd totally fucking trash them!"
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