The Mad Hatter

Oh. Internet sarcasm is hard for me to figure out. ;.; You need to type really slowly for me, I'm special.

Pedophile.

I wish. :(

That's actually pretty cool.

:D

I'm pretty sure I'd marry anybody who came around with a box of Godiva chocolates right now. :(

Yeah, but who cares about the US?

Well, that turned out interesting.

Yeah...really, there'd kinda be no point in religion if you didn't think you went anywhere after death. Never really thought about it like that.

feel better without you.

That's for a good reason.

I'd be Justin Case.

Dishes.

Yeah, I almost asked one of my friends what the hell was on their head, but then I remembered...sometimes I'm so stupid. It just looked like she randomly fell down and got dirt on her head. Yeah, I'm retarded.

My grandfather made the 1974 1st Team All-WVIAC. He was offered a tryout with some major league baseball team. He never went (too afraid) and now works as some kind of big head honcho at UPS.

I played for West Virginia's '93 ODP team. I attended Julie Foudy Sports Leadership Academy. I recently got a random brochure for Puma Peak Performace Soccer Academy. I hate soccer. I can play the ukulele, trumpet, and guitar. That's not really interesting, but it's all I could think of.

^We have similar avatars and signatures. =oo

It's yours.

You have much to learn.

That's the spirit!

We've got nothing but time.

Chillin'.

Yes, I am.