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Sam Malone

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Everything posted by Sam Malone

  1. You call yourself watermelon. Does that refer to your chest size, and if so, good afternoon my lovely! Sam Malone is here to take you away from it all.
  2. Me and the faceman never stir up anything. you'll find that a handful of the coldplayers tend to give us grief for no reason other than venting their frustration out on us. And as for saying we are the same person it's kind of getting a little tiresome. The person who owns this site knows if anybody has two or more accounts, they monitor it... I'm just here for the love and to show off my golden maine.
  3. Bush and Blair should be impeached then castrated so they don't pro create any more little crackers to spread evil on this planet. Pretty speeches and arse licking with america tends to get you far in british politics, and also being scottish helps as well. Lets face it Englands being run by a group of bitter scots.
  4. Challenge my comment! I dare you... And if you'd care to notice there's more Radiohead fans on this site than coldplay, and they're my favourite band so i have every right to be here and voice my opinions.
  5. Emma Samms is in diagnonsis for murder, one of my ultimate femme fatales.. She made the colby's the success it was.
  6. Wow you really are suffering badly with your period! Usually when women throw up unexpectadly it means morning sickness. This could explain a lot as to your temper tantrums and hostility towards people for no reason.
  7. I don't understand what you mean? I said alyssa's pussy meaning cat.Get a grip women, i wouldn't want to gnaw away in between your legs,you're on the rag!!!! Probably why you said the last thing in your mouth was blood.
  8. Can't compete with that one faceman. you hit the nail on the head and spoke for everyone that's not in denial about this subject.
  9. Debbie Gibson-Shake your love
  10. The Bee Gees-You win again
  11. Oh dear! This is not my territory, when a womens in season i tend to get the hell out of there. Sam wishes you well Alyssa but that's as far as it can go.
  12. Sam Malone replied to mr. wilde's topic in The Lounge
    fearless
  13. Why are you filled with such hatred? It's as if you're the bastard child of darth vadar! Maybe you should take up yoga or even get yourself to an anne summers party and reallly let your hairdown. You need to do something because this anger thing that you're suffering from isn't healthy!!!
  14. Trust me on this one,alan has all the tools and skill to make this group a better place to be in! He's the king of chat....
  15. Hi jenje, me and the faceman are trying to get alan partridge promoted to moderater. I was just wondering if we could have your support on such a matter. It is the year of the comebacks after all,just look at noel edmonds.
  16. Bonnie Tyler-Total Eclipse of the Heart
  17. You're so wrong my friend, he was doing a radio interview last week pissing and moaning about how hard it was being in a band! I was actually listening to it,and Bobby Gillespie had a pop at him yesterday for the same thing. So i actually have done my research, i wouldn't just make it up for the sake of it. That would make me a dick. And as for him being a sell out look no further than nelly furtado,embrace and jamelia to list a few. If thom yorke ever penned a song for the forementioned i would be devastated.
  18. It's a masterpiece. That's all i can say.... Thom Yorke never lets you down!
  19. Don't worry, Clearascrystal has a jealousy problem towards us for some reason.
  20. me too...Guess the truth hurts! Why don't you challenge me instead of living in denial. Chris Martin is a sell out and you know it! He whinges about being in a band and telling the press how hard it is! He should try and get himself a day job and see what it's like to work in a factory bringing home a pittance. Being in a band making music is every persons dream.
  21. Sam Malone replied to mr. wilde's topic in The Lounge
    semi

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