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Phtographer: "Okay, hold it up-- yeah, perfect. Now one more time, how long did Chris have it on his back?" Jonny: "Oh it was brilliant! Had it on his back for the whole bloody performance! Couldn't figure out why everyone was laughin' at him!" Chris: [under his breath] "Yeah, bloody funny, Jonny. You just wait 'till we get back to the hotel. . ." Jonny: "Muahahahaha . . ."

Okay, here's my two cents. . . actually it's three :-D John Lennon from the beatles is my all time fav (he was a smart ass punk and I love him for it!!) Followed closely by Thom Yorke from Radiohead and then, of course, Mr. Chris Martin himself. (I know, please, hide your shock . . .)

britney spears sounding like coldplay . . . oh god. :cry: that's it, the human race is officially screwed. :? What's the name of her new album gonna be called, 'A Rush of Blood to the Ass'? That is where she thinks from, right? (sorry, i just really can't stand her . . .)

OKAY: My best friend's sister is graduating from High School and we are throwing her a surprise graduation party. WELL, my friend has opted NOT to hire a DJ and knows full well that I am a Kazaa freak and wants me to compile a "dancelist" and made a couple cds worth of music for dancing. Okay, I'm a Coldplay, Radiohead kinda gal and I'm really not UP on what's cool to dance to at parties! :( I need HELP, you guys! What would I put on a tracklist for a party where everyone is going to be primarily 16- 18 years old?!? Yours Sincerely, Pulling Her Hair Out in LA

Will: "Chris, now listen to me very closely: you're taking this whole R.Kelly thing way too seriously! Just come on down, slowly . . ." Chris: "BUT I DO! I really DO believe I can FLY!!"

here's another one: Will: "Bloody Hell, Chris! That's fooking disgustin'" Guy: "How d'you think I feel, I'm standin' right behing the bastard. . ." Johnny: "Should've listened to me and laid off that last helpin' of beans, Chris. . ." Chris: "Shurrup, all of you, the man's tryin' to take the bloody picture. . ."

No, the **best** part is WITHOUT a doubt: "Come back! Come back, I say! Or I'll bite your ankles off!!" :lol:

Okay, so every message board usually has one of these. I couldn't find a thread for it, so if there already is one of these, then I am sure the moderators will close this thread, but hopefully we'll get to have a lot of fun here! You all know the way these works: post a pic and let the rest of us get creative on it! I'll start the festivities with this one: "No, I swear, it really *is* this big!" next?

Actually, the Hollywood Bowl is one of the most beautiful ampitheaters I've ever been to! It's smack in the middle of the Hollywood hills and it's such a relaxing atmosphere: most people who go pack a nice picnic with wine and champagne and crackers and other fingerfoods and lounge around for a while before going in for the show. It's also cool 'cause every seat is a good one. (We were sitting towards the back, but still could see everything.) Sorry, it's just that a really good friend of mine plays bass for the philharmonic that usually plays there, so I'm rather partial to that place . . . :D

Yeah-- doubtful it's him. Some flippin' moron signed a guestbook on my friend's website about an actor we like, claiming to be him. She was *flooded* with emails from pubescent girls swooning 'Oh I can't believe he signed it! How wonderful!' when it really turned out to not be him at all. Some people have nothing better to do . . .

I would certainly buy it! :) (just paid 30 bucks for one over the weekend at the concert -- and my friend made me a shirt that says "politik"! It's awesome: just a plain black shirt with "politik" in small white letters". Love it . . .)

I think the Stereophonics are a *fantastic* band and really wish they were known here in the States. I first heard them about three years ago visiting my best friend in beford and was totally surprised by how good they were!

Er . . . Mr. Peed? Your avatar is REALLY freakin' me out there . . . :o (but *quite* funny . . . )

:-D hee hee hee. My favorite line: "WHO was Joan of Ark?" "Uh . . . Noah's wife?" OH and I love it when the teacher says "So then what you're telling me is that Napoleon was a short, dead dude?"

Holy Shmoses. People will make *anything* into a movie these days. I hope this doesn't start a trend of 'lets turn a popular song into a movie' because if so. . . we are all screwed. *cringes* Can you imagine? "Warner Bros. is proud to present the story of a woman and the man who wanted her nekked. . . "Rock Your Body" starring Justin Timberlake . . ." **RUNS SCREAMING** :shock: