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I hope you're kidding about the brazil thing... they speak portugese there.:rolleyes:

here it is... In The Studio: The Coldplay Chronicles Jonny is sitting in the studio by a computer with headphones on. Suddenly Guy rushes in. Guy: Jonny, what are you listening to? Jonny: Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh…. Nothing…. Guy: Jonny! You're not listening to jazz again! How many times do I have to tell you? You will never be a jazz guitarist! Suddenly Jonny appears extremely upset. Guy comes over to comfort him. Oh it's ok Jonny. You wanna see something that will cheer you up? Log onto coldplaying.com to see what this girl Angie wrote about you. Jonny: She wants to challenge me to a sex match? Haha that’s pretty funny. Chris enters as Jonny is looking at more of Angie's posts. Chris: Jonny, what are you doing? As Chris walks towards the computer, Jonny minimizes the window. Jonny: Just working on the solo for 42. Chris: Ok, good… Will Rushes into the room. Will: Did you see the new Rolling Stone article?! Someone told them information about our songs! Guy: What! It must be that same guy who has been hacking into our website as prospect! Chris: Did he say anything bad? Will: Yes! He knows everything! And I mean everything… Jonny: You don’t mean…. Will: Yes! He knows about Violet Hill! Chris: Not the song we recorded as a joke for the Radiohead vs. Coldplay battle on the My Chemical Romance forum. It’s the worst song we've ever written! Jonny: If we have to release that, no one will want to buy our album! Several days later…The band is sitting in the studio once again going over the solo for 42. Guy: Oh no! Look what Prospekt did this time! He said that our album title is going to be "Viva La Vida or Death and All His Friends." Will: What ever happened to 42? That was the perfect album title. Chris: This has gone far enough! It's time to figure out who this Prospekt guy is… Jonny: Well who would try to ruin Coldplay's reputation? Suddenly the four band members look at each other. Later that day Chris is on the phone, calling Matt Bellamy. Chris: Matt, I figured out who Prospekt is! It's Thom Yorke, the only person who would want to completely kill our reputation. What do you mean you already know it is him? You're working with him? Oh, well never mind! I'll get you back! The band members call people who they think can help them get their revenge on Thom Yorke. Guy: Hey Phil? Wanna help us take down Thom? You're too busy celebrating your new wikipedia page? Ok, well thanks anyway… Will: Hey Eno? Wanna help us get revenge on Thom? I don't remember you saying your project with U2 is more important and that’s why you left! Well bye! Chris: Dani Filth? Wanna help us take down Thom? No? You wanna fight me!? You are crazy! Guy: Neil Young? Wanna help us take down Thom? No? You're too busy making crappy music past your prime and criticizing up and coming bands? Ok, bye! Jonny: Semy, wanna help us take down Thom? You're eating Pringles? Talk to you later! Will: Chelsea, wanna help us take down Thom? You'll wake up your roommate? Ok, we'll talk later! The band panics as everyone who can help them is busy. They decide to check the coldplaying.com forum for anyone who has criticized Thom Yorke. Guy: Look at this! Liam Gallagher criticized Radiohead's release of In Rainbows. He'd said they'd never do a Radiohead. Maybe we should ask him. Chris: Liam? Wanna help us take down Thom Yorke? You'd be more than happy to? Great, meet us here in an hour. The band and Liam meet discussing a plan to take down Thom and Radiohead. Liam: Who is the biggest Radiohead fan you know of on this forum? Will: Briggins! Biggest by far! Chris: What can we do that would make him upset. Guy: Looking at computer. I got it! Briggins has an alter ego Brigginsa! If we can find and post pictures of him on the Radiohead page, he might stop listening to them all together. Jonny: Now all we have to do is hack into the system… After hours of hacking and research the boys were able to find the pictures of Brigginsa and post them on the Radiohead website. Later that night… Briggins sits at his computer and goes to the Radiohead website to see pictures of his alter ego. Briggins: What is this! How'd they get these pictures! I hate Radiohead! Time for me to go back to listening to Coldplay. Where's my X & Y CD? The End

i'm gunna write mine now.

welcome

great story rachael:lol:

^huh?

panic! and fall out boy. billy ray cyrus. miley cyrus....

aww

quality list:laugh3:

Your favorite artists, os that would be more your beliefs, but do what you prefer. I'm pretty leniant:D

then those people are always noobs

i htink it should be when they stop doing annoying noob things.

i'd call you a veteran

the zombies- time of the season

WE KNOW THAT THERE ARE 9 TRACKS! PROSPEKT SAID THAT! SO DON'T DOUBT THAT!

well i've been posting about a year and a quarter and i'm at about 6000 posts, so i'd say yes too mcuh!

ahhhh great story chelsea! and i love how you workded all the coldplaying jokes in there! i'll post mine some time this week

here's my preliminary list... 1. coldplay 2. radiohead 3. arctic monkeys 4. muse 5. oasis 6. the verve 7. beatles 8. guster 9. jeff buckley 10. billy joel 11. barenaked ladies 12. goo goo dolls 13. killers 14. fastball 15. dave matthews band 16. matchbox 20 17. red hot chili peppers 18. the who 19. the rolling stones 20. sugar ray 21. steven mark 22. bon jovi 23. counting crows 24. keane 25. u2

a few hundred before your no longer a noob

ahaha i remember that!

ugh, i'm not looking forward to april fools day. my brother always draws on me in my sleep!

because the noobs piss you off?

lawn

it should win, it is a coldplay forum... top 5 will probably be 1. radiohead 2. coldplay 3. muse 4. u2 5. beatles/oasis