Lonnie Lionheart

Admitadly, I'm going a bit insane with this. 3 hours to go

:stunned: Ew! I hate homosexuals with all the like, penises touching eachother and things, its just like wrong and stuff. But I love Christianity so I will join you in the confession booth Priest. Ive been a naughty boy, and need some serious pennance :embarassed:

We broke up, I miss her legs!

I love the disco age of free love and acceptance! And sparkles!

Tony! I just know we'll be together!

Guys :cry: I think Tony is dead, and he may not even come back this time. I just dont know! We'll have an open funeral very soon, but I just need some time alone with his body... To uh, say goodbye. Should only take about 14 minutes...

Tony! I love you Tony! Like uh, as a brother... yknow, mehn But I dont have a gun! How can I kill the guy? I'll think of something, and avenge you Tony, avenge you!

Oh byron, you are such a faaaag.

TONY?! NOOOOOOOOOO!!

Oh, phew! Rolanda must have been spreading the awful news around. Thanks for being supportive guys :D Now I'm ready for more pussy

Sosa?! Tony, you didnt tell me theres another man in your life! I thought I was your Manolo!

Well, this may shock some of you, but I have to tell you all! Its big news! Well, you know how I have a girlfriend and I'm totally heterosexual, with this fine piece of ladies vagina Rolanda: Well. I broke up with her. Shocking, I know, but breaking up with a fine hot female like her, it doesnt mean I'm gay, I just want uh... so much pussy generally, and she holds me back. This is a tough time for me! But I could get by with a little help from my friends... Tony? Could we have a gram on me, buddy?:cry:

Your new Manolo?! :blush: I dont speak Cuban, but that sure sounds, swell! :D

Sorry Tony, I wont tell you the rules again... In fact I like being told what to do, k? ;) You should join me on a cruise sometimes! We swing by Cuba and pick up some friends sometimes

:thinking: Are you his, girlfriend? :dozey:

Ergon would you care to join me on a cruise? We could have a lemon party!

:blush: Montana should be respected around here because he has huge guns, a huge penis, hes angry and rough, has the cutest, I mean coolest little scar, hes all tanned and a loose cannon, his eyes are so... kind... :uhoh2: So hes a really good friend of mine and we should appreciate him! Yes!

Wow! Thats like... :shocked2: Right, ok uh dude, just passing comment...

:blush: Yeah Tony, we need eachother! I love being here too, with you, its so exciting! Pass me the yeyo, bu bu, buddy ;)

:stunned: Why, thanks Tony, I didnt expect you, to like me, and, uh... thanks! TEHEHEHEHE YES LETS GET PUSSY AND YEYO TOGETHER SOMETIME TONY AND GET SILLY TEEHEHEHEHE SEEYA LATER TONY!!! :smug:

What?! Thats proposterous! Youre being ignorant and ridiculous! And drunk! You bastard

Chicken, I have a secret... And Im not sure what to do about it...

I like Barry Manilow!

This game is fun but sure would be a lot more fun if Rick had died horrifically shortly before this began. Hes lame and retarded and trying to kill every last gimmick by not playing along and taking everything too fucking seriously.

The cruise is completely exclusive! So keep quite about everything ok? Its like, top secret yknow.